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goats what martial arts should I learn? or maybe boxing? I want to beat up some niggers

submitted by anon to askanon 1 monthMar 11, 2024 14:14:28 ago (+2/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 17:42:11 ago (+2/-0)

Learn the martial art of not going to places/cities/regions with niggers. In addition to not getting beaten, stabbed, and killed, your life will be more enjoyable in general.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2024 18:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

There seems to be a correlation to amount of traffic lights with proximity to niggers.

Anecdotally, since I have no data.

[ - ] anon 1140993 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2024 21:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

That's a no shitter

[ - ] anon 6321491 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2024 15:15:12 ago (+1/-0)

You are to be commended for your spirit but beating up niggers is a tough one. Because 1. they always travel in packs, and 2. you can assume they will fight dirty so even if you have the upper hand and are soundly thumping some ghetto thug his buddies will attack you from behind and then pile on.

Of course you can carry a base bat around in your trunk for any time you might come across a lone nigger. But you don't need martial arts training to crack skulls, just opportunity and a will.

But as a general comment learning how to box or do martial arts is going to be of marginal value on the street. Every little bit helps so by all means sign up and learn some skills. But in a street fight reaction time is your biggest friend. The discipline you learn for the ring or dojo will actually work against you because there are moves you just won't do because they are 'illegal', for example gouging an eye. But that guy who jumps you in an alley some dark night does not have the same compunctions.

Sure, learn how to fight. But don't fool yourself into thinking that even though you have a black belt and have done a lot or sparring that you're invincible.

My buddy was competing in MA at a national level. I've trained for years but I wouldn't get in a ring with him. One night he got coldcocked waiting in line to get into a club, cracked a bunch of teeth. He didn't even see it coming.

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2024 09:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

If you have a baseball bat put a mitt and ball with it in the car. A tip from a based leo

[ - ] anon 1007352 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 16:38:34 ago (+0/-0)

Well that's horrifying. One night he got coldcocked waiting in line to get into a club, cracked a bunch of teeth. He didn't even see it coming. I'm sorry about your friend

[ - ] anon 6717000 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 01:53:11 ago (+0/-0)*

Muay Thai, jujitsu, and wrestling. After that the rest comes naturally. Once you have all those, focus on all the weak points and don't be afraid to fight dirty, kick knees, headbutt, shots to the throat and solar plexus. Only fight fair with whites of equal size.

[ - ] anon 1140993 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 21:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

BJJ for the real world application.
No need for full black belt.
BJJ and a pistol is pretty cool

[ - ] anon 3416148 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 20:08:33 ago (+0/-0)

Krav Maga.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 18:52:51 ago (+0/-0)

Strength training...then you can discus manhole covers into crowds.

[ - ] anon 1417987 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 16:54:43 ago (+0/-0)*

It depends on the context

For fighting on the street you want to avoid jail, and you want to avoid injury.

Kali, Kungfu because of the improvised weapons. Kyokushin and Mauy Thai for unarmed, Wing Chun for speed, Judo grabs. Maybe aikido for awareness and wristlocks

Running, parkour, climbing

Generally in the city street its guns and knives but mostly knives. The younger one have knives and sometimes they swarm you

If you see a group approaching and you have to fight and stay legal then sticks are a good legal weapons, heavy sand, tactical flashlight

[ - ] anon 1007352 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2024 12:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

I still don't understand how sticks, heavy sand and a flashlight will protect me from a group. An individual find but a group? Are there other ways to be protected from a group