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When I was 8 years old, my class took a trip to the NYC UN HQ

submitted by TheNoticing to whatever 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:30:57 ago (+24/-1)     (whatever)

Why, I cannot remember.

Anyway, 8 year old me started to feel sick after a little while. There was no reason, I didn't eat anything bad that morning or the day before. I remember they had put me in a wheelchair and were going to bring me to whatever medical facility they have, but thankfully my class was leaving at that time.

8 year old me somehow knew the UN was evil, and my body subconsciously reacted to it. This was 30 years ago and I hope the building gets nuked.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:13:23 ago (+9/-0)

There's a picture of me with the director of the FBI at the time, Luis Freeh or however you spell it. We were touring the FBI headquarters and my aunt, a decorated FBI agent, set up the meeting. So there's my brothers and sisters standing right there around him, and I was positioned a good five feet away. This was during the Clinton administration, but even back then I didn't want to be anywhere near that plastic mother fucker.

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:41:28 ago (+6/-0)

You’re lucky you made it out with your asshole still in proper working order…

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 16:09:26 ago (+0/-0)

who says he did?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 00:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

Methinks you hope he didn’t!🤣

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 15:05:13 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf. No.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 15:14:54 ago (+4/-0)

Most government buildings are (I suspect) built with the blessing of Satanists or Kikes.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 17:41:34 ago (+2/-0)

I didn't eat anything bad that morning

But that’s not what I asked. I asked, “how would you feel if you had eaten something bad that morning”.

[ - ] TheNoticing [op] 2 points 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 00:09:13 ago (+2/-0)

looooool

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 00:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

When I was eight years old I was held captive by my own parents in a radical Islamist country for ten months. AMA.

[ - ] TheNoticing [op] 1 point 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 00:09:36 ago (+1/-0)

They sound like pieces of shit. Are they dead yet?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 00:32:20 ago (+2/-0)

Dad down, mom to go.

[ - ] TheNoticing [op] 1 point 7 monthsMar 10, 2024 21:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

My dad was a narcissist, I don't miss him anymore.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsMar 11, 2024 01:31:59 ago (+1/-0)

My dad was livable. My mom is the narcissist. Could have dealt with dad being here and her not.

[ - ] PeBeFri 0 points 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

Correlation does not equal causation.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:18:07 ago (+1/-0)

Dna specific gas was pumped in. He barely made it out alive from being "taken to whtever medical facility they had". No such thing as a coincidence.