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I wish I could mag dump into peoples rear windshield when they dont use their blinker.

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:24:55 ago (+21/-2)     (whatever)

Fuckin hate that shit. No-blinker-using niggers.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 11 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 09:51:52 ago (+11/-0)

You should also be allowed to force people off the road that cruse in the left lane. If you're not passing get the fuck out of the lane.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:12:54 ago (+1/-0)

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 19:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

agreed

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:34:59 ago (+6/-0)

I'm not presenting this as a suggestion, nor even as a possible course of action, but:

Did you know that there are paint ball markers that can shoot in excess of 670fps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNEg2f1DBu8

And did you further know that you can fire marbles out of a paintball projector?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnwwy1cItvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAHjw39zOlE

( https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CXOX3CI/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00CXOX3CI&linkCode=as2&tag=youtube06a6-20&linkId=1f96725ee2bf16d7454bfdc96afefa8b )

A couple years ago, some fine young engineer/doctor candidates had developed the unfortunate habit of cruising up and down the the otherwise bucolic farm roads hereabouts, playing their ooga-booga rap at extremely high volume in the wee morning hours, while also enjoying recreational pharmaceuticals, thus disturbing the normal peace and quiet that the rural inhabitants had come to enjoy.

Until one night, a person or persons unknown (and still at large) blew out their passenger side and back window glass from the roadside brushline with high velocity stream of marbles.

Stopping the vehicle only resulted in the additional loss of the tail, brake, and backup lights, and multiple large indentations to the trunk and rear fenders.

Being forcibly reminded that "discretion being the better part of valor", they left.

And that was the end of that. Peace and contentment returned.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:38:45 ago (+3/-0)

We had a similar problem growing up. Someone notified everyone in the area to not take the side road for a couple of days. A buried board with nails sticking up was found later on and removed. The problem went away.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

Very interesting, but a WristRocket slingshot and a sack of 1 inch steel ball bearings is easier and more reliable, although slower

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:13:50 ago (+4/-0)

And this tells me that you've never had one of the fucking elastics snap on you while at full draw.

Because if it had, you'd make damn sure it never happened again.

Also, I can't help but notice how you conveniently left out the part about how exactly you would do this while driving a vehicle.
Really thought this one through, didncha?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:37:19 ago (+3/-0)

the fucking elastics

Those things scare me to this day.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:17:45 ago (+1/-0)

Hmm, just got a slingshot with extra tied bands, extra pouches, a way too big roll of band material to cut, plus 9mm clay and metal ammo. Have not yet had a band snap...

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:23:11 ago (+1/-0)

Good for you.

Haven't felt any particular need for a slingshot since I turned nine years old and was deemed to be trustworthy enough to carry a rifle on my daily perambulations about the countryside instead.

Good luck with that.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:33:53 ago (+1/-0)

It's a good way to avoid prison, under the circumstances. My main opponents at this point are the squirrels.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:41:02 ago (+0/-0)

--no

--driving? I was thinkin about hiding behind a bush etc

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

The OP's original post was concerning events that take clearly place while driving. My response was an attempt to address (or not) that specific set of circumstance.

The attached anecdote concerned the apparent effectiveness of said tactic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 11:52:21 ago (+0/-0)

I LIKE the paintball gun idea, but they need cannister replacement every ??? shots, and can jam. SOLUTION: use AK-47.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:06:34 ago (+2/-0)*

2 points:
1) non-firearm. Can be purchased anonymously. No serial number. Can be easily acquiered and just as easily ditched as necessary. The AK-47 is a firearm and it's purchase is regulated and it's use is a defacto use of deadly force. Even the LE agencies that use pepperball projectors and beanbag rounds for their shotguns classify such devices as "Less-Than-Lethal" force.

2) The "ammo", being spherical, reloading is accomplished by easily pouring from one container into another, such as from a reload container into the feed bin. Another major plus is that the marbles, being glass, don't break under rough handling or firing, as paintballs have been known to do on occasion. Very reliable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWptJBI_xjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3py48KM131Y

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:13:21 ago (+0/-0)

Sure, but AKs are a lot of fun. My Zastava has yet to jam after 1000+ rounds.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:15:53 ago (+1/-0)

after 1000+ rounds

Really. 1,000 whole rounds, huh.

That's adorable.

During one of my rifle classes you could expect to go through that in the first two days.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 19:22:57 ago (+0/-0)

Lemme go rob a bank, buy a buncha ammo, and quit my job so I can just shoot 24-7

[ - ] McNasty 2 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:10:08 ago (+2/-0)

You need a better reason than that to empty a clip into the back of a car. Like a falling acorn maybe.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:45:31 ago (+2/-0)

Save a round or two for cyclists.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:06:15 ago (+2/-0)

I hate'em. Last night there was heavy traffic on the GD highway because the pos in the passing lane was driving slow. I hate these pos with a serious passion. Then pos doesn't use their blinker when turning off and I could've pulled out but lazy pos can't move their finger one inch to signal. fuckin mouth breathers. Selfish pos mouth breathers

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 15:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

I wish I could mag dump into every motherfucker with LED headlights.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:41:00 ago (+1/-0)

Here in mountainy north Georgia, everybody has to ride their brakes. Never really know if they're actually slowing or just stupid.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:09:01 ago (+1/-0)

The road would likely be a perfect place to implement eugenics. You can identify the people the world doesn't need almost instantly.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 22:17:29 ago (+0/-0)

Those bright head light motherfuckers. We get them first.

[ - ] WillisJaxson 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 16:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

What I see happen all the time when folks use their blinkers to change lanes, are the cars in the lane they want to move into speed up and tighten up to prevent them from moving over. This results in folks not signalling or hitting the blinker at the same time they start to change lanes. Same kind of thing you see when someone is merging onto the highway. Merging car is up to speed to move over, but then everyone speeds up and tightens up to not allow the car to merge in front of them, which ends up fucking over the whole line of cars looking to merge. Jackass drivers create other jackass drivers.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 11, 2024 09:28:58 ago (+0/-0)

True. Hate that shit too. I have found that if you use your blinker correctly, to show your INTENT before you even start merging, people are much nicer about it. It also depends on where you are also. Ive found that oklahoma city drivers are generally more friendly than dallas drivers, for example. As for me, I have a little rule - no blinker from you, no consideration from me.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 14:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

I hate tinted windows. Can't see what the other driver is doing or looking at. Harder to anticipate the retarded shit they're about to do.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 13:42:14 ago (+0/-0)

I thought I was just getting older but it's driving me nuts too. And it seems like I'm noticing it more. But then again, I'm 'noticing' a lot of things now a days.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:54:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I'm with you on that and it's getting worse. On top of that where I'm at you get these fucks flying through a stop sign off a side street, cut you off where you have to slam on your brakes and then they go slow!! WTF is this type of mentality? If someone cuts me off and I see their back end drop with some black smoke because they're at least trying to accelerate and match my speed, hey, no problem, they made a mistake and are at least trying to match my speed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

You CAN.

[ - ] Nasturtium 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:02:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] texasblood -2 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 10:33:39 ago (+0/-2)

What's a blinker?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsMar 9, 2024 12:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

Answer the question faggot,don't vote and run like a coward