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Interviewed a young man today

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 monthsMar 7, 2024 01:34:19 ago (+11/-2)     (whatever)

Dude is approaching the glass doors to our building, right on time, and Mrs. Icemonkey sees he has long hair, like “hair farmer” long and she moles out around the corner saying, “I’m not doing this”. I approach him, introduce myself, shake his hand, thank him for coming in and then I say, “are you thinking you’re gonna work here with that hair”? He says, “yeah, it’s too long, I’ll get it cut”, so we proceed to the interview.

Seemed to be an alright dude overall. Not the kind of person I would normally associate with, but he was honest in the interview Nd wasn’t retarded. Although he did admit to being a gay er and a D&D player, not to my surprise as he looked the part in every way. But he’s White and we need people.

We'll probably call him back


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Name 2 points 2 months ago

I believe the best argument against having long hair is that if you lost a battle it made it easier for your enemy to walk around parading your decapitated head.