Three nights ago a two year old cub was eating out of a sour cream container on my deck. His butt was two feet from my door. I opened the door, he looked at me then continued to eat my sour cream, so I spanked him. He jumped over my deck railing and promptly ran away.
I've never faced down a bear. Faced down a feral pig a couple times and I'm here to tell ya, if you ain't armed it's flight. Those fuckers will rip you to shreds. They don't give a fuck if you kung fu kick them in the face, I think that just pisses them off.
I have a friend who punched a full grown mountain lion in the face. His dogs had chased it up a dead tree over a moderate cliff. The mountain lion managed to grab one of the dogs by the back of the neck. So he punched it.
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Momma wouldn’t have been amused…..
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