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Had this old maple tree removed yesterday. I knew it was old and rotten, but check this out. Volume warning.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 22:20:40 ago (+15/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/hmo9aw.mov

This 80 year old tree was ten feet from the house. I had no idea it was this fucked up. Dodged a major bullet.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 23:12:21 ago (+4/-0)

https://gvid.tv/v/ssAk5n

.mov wants you to download. Good move before starting and finishing your remodel.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 22:39:30 ago (+4/-0)

Those old Chip N’ Dale cartoons weren’t bullshit. The big trees are hollow.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 16:24:36 ago (+1/-0)

If you ever see a stump you want to identify, it helps to know that hardwood rots from the inside out and softwood, mostly conifers rot from the outside in.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2024 01:38:32 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting. I know every tree on my property and probably most in the region. Didn’t know about the rotting thing. Fucking scary. You would not have known this tree was sick except for a couple of obvious smaller limbs that were bad. I have tons of valley oaks and some cottonwoods. A few sycamores, an elm or two and a newer maple and mulberry I planted.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2024 01:37:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2024 01:38:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] inaminit 2 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 23:06:00 ago (+2/-0)

You should try to make something out of the wood... Patterned or Spalted Maple wood is big $$$$$

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 23:46:24 ago (+2/-0)

Ground up and gone. I got other stuff to do, but yeah.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 03:55:40 ago (+1/-0)

If you drop any more trees, you can drill holes into the logs and insert mushroom spore dowels. Pretty much just put them off in a corner and check during the rainy season in a year or two. Check tree type compatibility - oak is best.

https://cascadiamushrooms.com/blogs/cm/how-to-use-mushroom-plugs-in-5-simple-steps

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 05:52:17 ago (+1/-0)

Living edge tables are pretty cool. Especially with epoxy down the center.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2024 23:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 16:22:18 ago (+0/-0)

How about a faggot .mov warning ya big gay.

[ - ] Isaacjan 0 points 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 11:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

Why the fuck does this download straight to my phone you fucking faggot

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 6, 2024 23:40:14 ago (+1/-0)

Watch your mouth son.