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One minute you're an incompetent asshole, and the next... you're a superhero!

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 15:17:15 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/i72t3y.mp4

Any guesses on what his super powers will be?


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[ - ] GrayDragon 9 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 15:55:33 ago (+9/-0)

"Any guesses on what his super powers will be?"

The ability to self-immolate one time.

[ - ] CHIRO 9 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 15:52:24 ago (+9/-0)

The type of guy who checks whether an outlet works by sticking a fork in it.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 17:59:58 ago (+5/-0)

I mean, it clearly did not explode from the lighter. He had already turned it off before it even exploded.

It's a pretty common way of checking for gas leaks and it's not as dangerous as people act like it is. If that explosion was caused by a gas leak being ignited, it would have happened the moment he sparked the flint.

The fact there are lights on in that room, etc, makes it damned unlikely the house was full of gas.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 19:40:38 ago (+4/-0)

Fake & gay obviously.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2024 04:43:03 ago (+1/-0)

Some people think that if you had an open gas pipe and lit it, the fire could go into the pipe and explode all the pipes. They haven't learned how the gas can't burn without a supply of oxygen.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 15:46:35 ago (+5/-0)

Well that troubleshooting worked

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 16:58:49 ago (+3/-0)

Flies through the air.

Once.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2024 17:56:15 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 22:07:11 ago (+2/-0)

Is he gonna be ok?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 22:25:31 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:55:44 ago (+2/-0)

solid to a gas! We shall call himmmmm: GAS MANE!

[ - ] Bidenguy666 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:42:32 ago (+2/-0)

Vid won’t load

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:47:11 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Bidenguy666 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:49:26 ago (+1/-0)

Why did you send me a gif of your gaping asshole? Wtf man

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:58:21 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 19:05:39 ago (+2/-0)

super powers

Can identify any flamable gas leak. Instantly.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 19:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

He blew up his bedroom once when he tried to surprise his wife with a dutch oven.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 16:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

The Spark. He makes other things explode, and then collects a government cheque for the rest of his life.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 16:44:31 ago (+3/-0)

Disability Man.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 6, 2024 01:07:02 ago (+1/-0)

My guess is, the power to suck blended food through a wide straw

[ - ] clymer 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 17:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

hmmmm.. looks old enough to know better than to check for a gas leak using a lighter

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 20:31:45 ago (+1/-0)

You should see how he looks now.