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Every Nigglet that gets aborted goes straight to heaven. It's like a Six Flags Atlanta up there.

submitted by Master_Foo to Niggers 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 03:25:42 ago (+12/-1)     (Niggers)



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[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 05:30:19 ago (+4/-0)

If niggers are in heaven, then it isn't heaven.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 08:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

This. I need to sin more.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 09:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

Seasonin’!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 09:02:52 ago (+0/-0)

I thought they got wings and became bats

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 07:19:56 ago (+0/-0)

niggers don't have souls.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 03:37:49 ago (+0/-0)

No.

Those who have been baptized and die before they are old enough to understand and accept or reject Christ go to Heaven.

Those who have not been baptized and die before they are old enough to understand and accept or reject Christ go down into Hell, where Jesus preaches for 3 (Earth) days. (I don't know how time works in Hell.) They get to decide then whether to accept or reject him.

[ - ] NationalSocialism -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 03:46:54 ago (+0/-1)

Does it matter the race of who is baptized? If it doesn’t Christianity sounds jewish as fuck.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] -1 points 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 03:52:01 ago (+0/-1)

You kinda missed the point of the joke.
Nobody cares about the route Niggers take to get into heaven.
The fact that they can get in at all is what makes Heaven undesirable.