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Nose hair sure is a big fucking nuisance

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 14:59:43 ago (+15/-1)     (whatever)

If I don't trim this shit every week, it reaches accross my nostril, and tickles the opposite nostril wall, making me sneeze uncontrollably. Fucking bitchass nose hair.


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[ - ] ZombieNation 9 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:11:04 ago (+10/-1)

Boys think they are men when they start shaving their face. Truth is you aren't a man till you start shaving your nose and ears.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:22:18 ago (+5/-0)

Shave? I pluck those fucks. Every so often one will come with a watery eye...still worth it. I refuse to let them win...otherwise they mingle with my mustache.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:26:19 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck that shit. I have a nose hair trimmer. Fuckin thing is awesome. Gotta blow your nose a couple times after you use it, but it's way better than plucking. The ear hair is a different story, but ears are way less sensitive than the inside of your nose.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:36:06 ago (+3/-0)

If I clip that shit, the ends are sharp and holy fuck it's annoying, even painful.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:37:35 ago (+4/-0)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that you're probably doing it wrong

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:42:21 ago (+2/-0)

The ends shouldn't be touching anything after they're clipped.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 17:50:41 ago (+1/-0)

Where your nose curves tightly, and when you pinch your nostrals together.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 18:49:45 ago (+1/-0)

If you're not using a rotary nostril hair attachment on your clippers, try it. Something like this.

https://www.amazon.com/Replacement-Attachment-Philips-Multigroom-Trimmer/dp/B09G14BHDN

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:49:18 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:41:04 ago (+2/-0)

I rip mine out as well. This lasts two to three weeks instead of a nose trimmer of one week. I do it while drunk so it does not hurt as much. Also, a nose trimmer causes hairs to get in my throat, which I find way more annoying than the initial pain of yanking.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

Savage. I sadly do them sober due to the fact I don't drink.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:23:40 ago (+2/-0)

I'm Bob Dole đź–Š

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:20:02 ago (+4/-0)

Just snort some Nair.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:21:15 ago (+3/-0)

Pro Tip: Go to a salon and get it waxed (with “hard wax”). It’s the best and it lasts for about 2-3 months. It also doesn’t hurt that bad. I’ve seen lots of male clients for this service and they are eternally grateful.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:23:12 ago (+5/-0)

I'm expected to believe men go to salons to have wax shoved in their nostrils?

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:24:29 ago (+3/-0)

Hahaha. Bob, desperate times call for desperate measures. If I could tell you what I’ve seen in regards of back hair, you’d understand.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:28:46 ago (+1/-0)

Do you run out of wax when schlomo walks in?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 07:48:57 ago (+0/-0)

The soy get the balls and butthole package

[ - ] SumerBreeze 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:46:28 ago (+3/-0)

you don’t end up with a dribbling nose? Those hairs are important

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:58:21 ago (+1/-0)*

I’ve never had one complaint of more sickness or more allergies or dribbling. Not one. Think of the difference of coarse nasal hairs of men versus the fine, vellus nasal hair of women. You’re truly only left “bald” for about 1.5 weeks. Hair grows in 3 different cycles.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 23:02:57 ago (+1/-0)

Yes I've heard they help stop viruses like the Covid but...I still yank them out 'cos I hate 'em!

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:37:13 ago (+3/-0)

Imma try it, but if that shit hurts, imma hunt you down.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:50:00 ago (+3/-0)

It’s not going to “not hurt”. I’m just usually shocked because men tend to “oooch and ouch” a lot when they get their backs done. Then I’m pulling a porcupine out of their nostril and they say, “Wow. That wasn’t bad at all.” You HAVE to find someone who knows what they’re doing. That’s the most important part.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 18:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

male clients

*gay male clients

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 19:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

Very funny, but not true. Like I said, desperate times call for desperate measures. “Embarrassed male clients” is the more appropriate description.

[ - ] MaryXmas 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 21:59:04 ago (+1/-0)

I do this at home. Popsicle stick, melt some hard wax on some hot water, 30 seconds and pull. Gets em every time. Doesnt really hurt. Maybe I will do this tomorrow.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 22:28:42 ago (+1/-0)

You are THE MAN! Popsicle sticks are excellent but if you’re in a pinch, q-tips work really well too :)

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 monthsMar 4, 2024 08:13:42 ago (+0/-0)

Those fat popsicle sticks work better. Then toss them in the box for firestarters.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

" ... it lasts for about 2-3 months."

Not for me it would not. I yank them and they still need to be done again in 2 - 3 weeks. I have super growth nose hairs.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Retard alert.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:59:01 ago (+0/-0)*

Do you yank them all out at once with a plug of hard wax? Go get it done.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 18:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

Simple enough done at home

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 19:12:38 ago (+1/-0)

If you’re planning on going that route, please DM me so I can instruct you how to do it without jacking yourself up (which is very possible).

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 22:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

No issues here some 2 decades later

[ - ] canbot 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 03:15:28 ago (+0/-0)

That's dumb. A pair of needle nose pliers will do the job at home and save an hour of your time.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 09:57:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:06:00 ago (+3/-0)

let it grow and braid it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

Like a girl? Fuck that. I ain't some dirty faggot.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:39:42 ago (+2/-0)

I have long hair and I definitely let my wife braid it from time to time. It's nice bonding time, and it looks pretty fuckin awesome.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:43:46 ago (+2/-0)

Why are you gay?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:55:01 ago (+3/-0)

Ask your sister how gay I am, and tell her to stop calling me. It was a one time thing and she knows why.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 17:21:10 ago (+4/-0)

I don't have a sister.... I have a brother.

PeckerwoodPerry: confirmed for gay.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:48:44 ago (+1/-0)

Some of these would like a word with you: https://hairstylecamp.com/viking-braids-for-men/
(Okay, some of them are gay.)

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14&t=11s

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:23:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ghey

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:18:35 ago (+1/-0)

I use a needle plier, rip out whole bushes

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 15:54:12 ago (+1/-0)

I pluck mine all day, every day, they grow like weeds

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 23:03:27 ago (+0/-0)

ear-hair is another bugbear.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 23:00:34 ago (+0/-0)

Dude...I never thought I'd say this but...you're a man after my own heart! I hate hair full-stop and nose hair is particularly irritating because it's revolting.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

I used to trim my nose hairs but then one day I just stopped and since then it has grown on me.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:29:17 ago (+0/-0)

Amazing how much better you breathe after you cut those suckers down. The truth is they're blocking your airway passage is much more than you think.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't really become a problem until only recently and I'm about to be 36, I honestly hate have to yank them suckers out. Need to buy a nose hair trimmer.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 21:22:08 ago (+0/-0)

#geriatricmenproblems

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 20:01:18 ago (+0/-0)*

Second to this is seeing your own eyebrows flapping on a windy day. It’s coming for you too someday.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 19:09:11 ago (+0/-0)

Tweezers pluck the hair, cutting only makes them grow more.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:56:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'm so glad I don't have a hairy nose.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:35:12 ago (+0/-0)

Pluck that shit, ya whap.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

Retard. A trimmer costs like 20 bucks. Durrrrrr who could possibly solve this problem

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2024 16:21:15 ago (+1/-0)

I have a trimmer, but it isn't as effective as blunt-tip scissors and a flashlight.

[ - ] drhitler -1 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2024 00:49:04 ago (+0/-1)

You could burn them off, if you can control the flame size it should only take seconds