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I’m watching old fights to try to make some predictions. Look at bud light. What a bunch of fags lol

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 10:51:29 ago (+1/-0)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/ZDTIfoffUFU?si=34JVvlg5w8KVwdoy

No no no no I swear we actually DONT LIKE CHICKS WITH DICKS. We like MEN and FIGHTS. BLUE COLLAR MAN. I know, let’s plaster our logo and take up15 percent of the screen so when guys are trying to watch fights they see our logo and they forgive us. lol fuckin fags


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[ - ] Lordbananafist 4 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 11:28:00 ago (+4/-0)

I predict that UFC/TKO/Bud Light/Con Inc./and Rogan adjacent influencers are all the same jewish dragon whose foundation is human trafficking and pedophilia blackmail.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 12:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

I hope not. Thatd be a real bummer

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 12:25:28 ago (+1/-0)

uhhh... get ready to be bummed I guess.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:36:13 ago (+0/-0)

Before that can i see your dick

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

Joe Rogan fan, huh?

not surprised

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 17:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

I like his podcast I learned a lot through the years.

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 17:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt it.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:52:45 ago (+0/-0)

Feels good to not be in the lower XX%.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 23:19:50 ago (+0/-0)

What you mean?

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

I have never in my entire life watched an MMA fight and been so confidant that I could beat either fighter and it would not go the full 3 rounds. Their performance was pathetic. Did O'Malley really break his own foot? And how did Vera not immediately go full offensive when that happened? Or was that really full offensive for Vera? lol. They are both manlets. The big bud light add on the screen was 'right on brand'

Marlon 'Chito' Vera
Height: 5 ft 8 in (173 cm)
Weight: 136 lb (62 kg; 9 st 10 lb)

Sean O'Malley
Height: 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Weight: 135 lb (61 kg; 9 st 9 lb)

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:53:07 ago (+0/-0)

I’m sure you would demolish any professional fighter honey buns. I believe in you

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 16:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

So you watch those two manlets bumbling around the octagon for four minutes and your conclusion is that you could not take either one? Wow man, I'm sorry for you. But please keep shaming yourself. Tell me more. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 17:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

lol. I wish I had a stuffed animal. There’s only one way to prove you could beat a professional fighter it’s to send your dick pics.

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 17:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

You want a stuffed animal and dick pics? Tell me more. What would you do with the dick pics? Do you masturbate with pictures of penises?

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 14:43:33 ago (+0/-0)

I had no idea how bad things had gotten. This is entertainment? A couple of dirtbags who look like inked-up carnival workers lamely lunging at each other over multiple ads for worthless caffeinated bellywash and degenerate beer consumed only for the purpose of getting hammered. Neither are particularly athletic. One has his hair dyed like a fag and looks scrawny enough that he wouldn't be out of place pulling the copper wire out of an abandoned building. Each represents the upper echelon of hand-to-hand combat in this "mixed martial art." A billion dollar industry and purported sport to surpass boxing. But when I watched boxing matches I never thought to myself, how can we get more ads in here and make the participants look more slovenly? Not to diss what you're into, OP. I do love a good fight. To each his own.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 15:38:08 ago (+0/-0)

Sean o malley has some of the most beautiful striking Iv ever seen. Insanely fun to watch. Chito is mediocre but sometimes he gets a good finish. Also he has unbreakable skin. https://youtu.be/hjYPp4ZwrG8?si=ajNw2R2eaYoyYbmB

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 16:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

I literally laughed out loud when the hair dyed faggot broke his own foot

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 17:45:54 ago (+0/-0)

He just got drop foot. https://youtu.be/6kbEZmeh68A?si=ZLBCgu2ZWFwPW_y5

Here’s another example. You get kicked in your perennial nerve it basically puts your foot to sleep. It’s pretty rare but his foot’s fine. Sorry for the music this is the shortest version I could find

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 23:29:30 ago (+0/-0)

Omg lol the amount of people saying shit like “this fight sucks” I never said it was a good fight. Thats not why I posted it. Everyone missing the point.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 monthsFeb 29, 2024 13:23:22 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't doubt if joe rogan fucks trannies.