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when alpha becomes omega

submitted by niggaswaywhat to Rants 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 15:20:04 ago (+7/-0)     (Rants)

The company i work for is managed by a bleeding heart idiot who uses his feelings over common sense. We have multiple individuals that clearly need to get shitcanned for very obvious reasons. Their combined net cost per month is 50,000. All that money, just pissed away, never to be seen again so we can all brag about how we never fire people. Fuck the people who have to work with these incompetent retards, not my problem says the upper echelon. So now i have these useless drains on my team who i cant fire, i cant put them on a pip, i cant talk to them, i cant discuss the issue with anyone else. I just have to accept they are useless shit and plan the entire project on the assumption they suck. But i also cant tell anyone, so even though they suck, and i know it, and they know it, and the team knows it, we have to protect their feelings. Corporate America is a bullshit


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[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 15:29:57 ago (+5/-0)

Have you considered murder?

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:03:14 ago (+3/-0)

This blubbering vagina hasn't even considered a new job. He's accepted his fate as a powerless kike tool. Why would he consider murder?

[ - ] niggaswaywhat [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

I got hired into this bullshit and now im stuck with all these parameters that were never disclosed. Feel like i got swindled into the hire

[ - ] BushChuck 3 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:30:02 ago (+3/-0)

So quit.

Or just sit around playing flight sims all day.

Embrace being a useless fuck.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:22:19 ago (+4/-0)

You will be blamed. That's why you are there.

Get out.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:10:35 ago (+1/-0)

Don't suppose you could "partner" them with some non-retard who wants to try to help the useless?

Grasping at any straws...dead weight is infuriating.

[ - ] niggaswaywhat [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:20:38 ago (+2/-0)

Negative our options are: deal with them, or send them off to another department. Other departments are cash strapped though and don't want to carry these useless assholes in their budget. Hence, im stuck with these morons. Sadly we run a skeleton crew as it is, so partnering the dead weight with the productive people would mess up our deadline by months

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 19:27:53 ago (+0/-0)

That's some spectacular bullshit. Don't let it get you down too bad...the retards aren't worth it.

[ - ] niggaswaywhat [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 20:21:49 ago (+1/-0)

The retards are benckwarming assholes that cratered the company into the ground. The stock is teetering on the penny stock level. As much as i want to change this behavior, i aint changing decades of mismanagement in a year

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 monthsFeb 27, 2024 21:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

The retards are benckwarming assholes that cratered the company into the ground. The stock is teetering on the penny stock level.

Make it your secret mission to kill off the company. Just sink the ship by encoraging the least competent cretins. Upper management deserves what's coming. Then when the end is near, have a better job set up with a competitor.

Don't wait for the ship to sink. let it steer for the rocks. The few competent people are all that keeps it afloat. Kill it, but with clean hands.

I've seen it happen twice. Happily.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2024 06:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

Update your resume and go fishing.