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Who would win? Upgoat extreme faggot cage match

submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 14:41:19 ago (+8/-3)     (whatever)

Name and special bonus


39 comments block


[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 20:43:08 ago (+3/-0)

I’ve been drinking. I missed a key word in the submission title. @paul_neri will drain every cock in the gangbang and then eat their dicks when they pass out from exhaustion. His mother taught him well.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 21:49:04 ago (+2/-1)

Reported.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 15:46:10 ago (+3/-0)

Where is paul_neri's name - i wanna rl fight that guy in a cage match. lol.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:32:12 ago (+2/-0)

If by cage you mean prison, then yes he'd let you rape him.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 21:47:45 ago (+2/-1)

Reported.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 21:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

Hi dass. Yes it's hurtful I was excluded, damn hurtful, but dangus doesn't think I'm important enough!

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 25, 2024 04:23:58 ago (+1/-0)

Fck you neri !.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 25, 2024 04:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

Hi dass. It's hot and sticky in SEAus. What's it like in Denver? Put in my steel fence post yesterday and attached it to the buckling part of the colorbond fence where the support has gone with a U bolt. A real DIY job. Proof will be when we get a strong wind.So all it is is a steel post in concrete with a hook at the top that hangs over the fence and keeps a portion of it upright. Yes I could send a pic if you like.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:15:38 ago (+1/-1)

He has fat calves with a side of cankle. Typical boomer.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:23:59 ago (+2/-0)

Mmm, glue.

Foo versus AryanPrime for the championship.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 15:09:56 ago (+2/-0)

My money's on Foo.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 14:50:05 ago (+2/-0)

I went with Foo. He's scrappy.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:32:48 ago (+0/-0)

Master Foo shows no mercy.

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 14:44:53 ago (+2/-0)

Gay.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 14:54:11 ago (+1/-1)

Just like your face.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 15:26:29 ago (+1/-0)

You've got one of those gay faces.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 15:33:29 ago (+1/-1)

You've got one of those gay copycat writing styles.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 15:56:51 ago (+1/-0)

No. It's you. You're also a gay.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:04:00 ago (+0/-0)

"N-no y-you!" back to reddit you go, faggot.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:56:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'm from voat. fag.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 18:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

Obviously not, with your bitch ass redditisms.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:09:05 ago (+2/-1)*

I would beat all those NiggerFaggots simultaniously.
If any goat can get them to all show up to a cage in Vegas and take care of the logistics, I'll put my money where my mouth is.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:07:19 ago (+1/-0)

@Master_Foo for the win

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:39:17 ago (+1/-0)

Analtard has so much experience sucking AOU off that he'd make these faggots blush.

[ - ] Conspirologist 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:32:36 ago (+4/-3)

Today I had a delicious cheeseburger with perfect french fries. Nobody still cares about you, kike spammer. They are all your alt accounts. Try posting anything meaningful to this community, kike spammer.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 21:47:30 ago (+2/-1)

Today I had spliced cucumber drizzled in oliver oil; powdered with black pepper and splattered with parmesan cheese flakes on two pieces of buttered bread. It was rough but tasty. We have a cucumber glut for the first time ever.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:44:41 ago (+1/-0)

The hell is a glut

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:45:50 ago (+1/-0)

glut
/ɡlʌt/
noun
an excessively abundant supply of something.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:52:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I looked it up but you lot have cool slang and some decent films

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:54:39 ago (+1/-0)

You, um, couldn't spare me an upvote could ya mate?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:57:18 ago (+2/-0)

Sure, but you should still have an autoerotic asphyxiation accident

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:59:33 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 23:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

Sure, but you should still have an autoerotic asphyxiation accident

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:50:24 ago (+1/-1)

That sounds exactly like what a butthurt pajeet spamfaggot would say. Cry harder rajeesh.

[ - ] Conspirologist -3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 16:56:05 ago (+2/-5)

That sounds exactly like what a butthurt kike spamfaggot would say. Cry harder kike.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:03:21 ago (+2/-1)

Get your own lines, spam faggot.

[ - ] Conspirologist -2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:12:37 ago (+1/-3)

Get your own lines, spam faggot.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 17:29:38 ago (+4/-1)

Low caste response from a low caste faggot.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 22:42:22 ago (+2/-0)

It was an impossible whopper

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 18:41:36 ago (+0/-0)

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