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Is being murdered by your own wife the worst death?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 09:59:32 ago (+2/-8)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 12:19:45 ago (+2/-0)

Were you murdered by your wife?

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 13:45:42 ago (+2/-0)

I'd like OP better if that were the case.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 10:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

Not if you're out of ammo and surrounded by a pissed off cartel, or muzzies.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 12:03:37 ago (+2/-0)

Then you pull your Bowie knife and charge!

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 13:43:08 ago (+1/-0)

It appears Conspiro was murdered and a female took over his account.

So in other words no change has occurred.

As you all were.

[ - ] shigeridoo 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 13:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

Is being a spam pajeet a worthless existence? Yes or yes?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 12:36:05 ago (+1/-0)

Only way my wife is murdering me is if I fuck up.

The government can murder me if they fuck up or if they just want to.

I can control myself.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 12:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

Clytemnestra style!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 24, 2024 14:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

Bitch will just poison me or get a headshot while I sleep. Quick easy death with little to no pain. Have you ever heard of the Pope's Pear? Worst death ever!