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Illegal spic vs island spic, results are now hilarious

submitted by NoRefunds to ClownWorld 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 13:01:32 ago (+4/-0)     (nypost.com)

https://nypost.com/2024/02/19/us-news/amazon-driver-fends-off-attack-from-drunk-naked-nyc-migrant-and-ends-up-in-cuffs/

Abu recalled that his own father, an illegal immigrant, was deported to his native Dominican Republic following a police investigation when his own car was broken into.

Hahaha

“My dad ended up passing away from being deported because things were bad over there,”

Hahahaha

“I’m lucky I’m not an immigrant because I’d probably have to go back to my own country,”

Oh but you are, Abu.

Anyway, funny story all around, shitty nyc government is now exactly what they are where these idiots are coming from.


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[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 13:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 13:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

In the mid '80s I was sitting on my motorcycle at a red light in lower Manhattan.

Someone jumped on the bike behind me! I turned the bike off and jumped off. it was a woman in her 60's! She kept saying "lets go to my place honey. Ive got beer and peanuts!".

I begged her. I threatened her. She would not get off my bike. Eventually 2 NYPD beat cops came walking up the sidewalk. I told them she jumped on my bike and wont get off! THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND LAUGHED AND KEPT WALKING!

I finally got smart and offered her $5 bucks. She grabbed it and spilt.

Attention @BigGuyFromQueens


[ - ] NoRefunds [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 20:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah had some drunk hot bitch attack my friend, slapping him in the face in Santa Barbara. Cops were standing there, saw the whole thing. All they wanted to do was arrest my friend for drunk in public. Lucky he was DD or else they would have taken him. Fuckers.