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A super fat Mexican woman just walked past me...

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 17:32:24 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

...she smelled like sugary candy. lmao I'm not exagerating at all. Candy scented perfume. Seems pretty appropriate for a 350+ pounder.


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[ - ] taoV 5 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 19:00:36 ago (+5/-0)

That was the diabetic acidosis wafting off her.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 20:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

Does it really smell like candy?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 22:54:48 ago (+0/-0)

Their pee does, so if she's that fat...

[ - ] taoV 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 04:22:01 ago (+0/-0)

I used to know a diabetic guy who would start to smell like juicy fruit gum if he ate wrong. I think that counts as candy.

[ - ] Nietzsche 4 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 18:21:19 ago (+4/-0)

She's stuffing her bra with cotton candy. It serves multiple purposes.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 20:55:47 ago (+1/-0)

This makes sense.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 17:42:28 ago (+2/-0)

I hope the smell of fat chick didn't put your spine out of place!

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 19:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

Hey man, my schooldays insane
Hey man, my work's down the drain
Hey man, well she's a total blam-blam
She said she had to squeeze it, but she, then she

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 20:56:00 ago (+1/-0)

Heh heh.. heh..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 23:18:35 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] 86USSLiberty 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 20:14:14 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve heard some people say diabetics out off a sugar smell. But I swear I smell vinegar/feet off several diabetics.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 19:18:07 ago (+1/-0)

Fat pride.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 18:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. I knew a Big gal that always smelled like cotton candy.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 00:17:59 ago (+0/-0)*

Rent a uhaul and pack it up and its 29 kids and send it back over the border.

Edit: or drive it into a lake with it securely locked.