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What is the deal with women and bags?

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:13:10 ago (+22/-2)     (whatever)

Seriously, wtf? Especially the "luxury" brand bags. Thousands of doll hairs, for a fucking purse.


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[ - ] germ22 16 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:16:05 ago (+16/-0)

Because media told them it good to have expensive bags.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 11 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:49:18 ago (+11/-0)

Just like (((they))) told White women to sleep with niggers.

[ - ] Monica 6 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:24:08 ago (+7/-1)

And get a job because they're slaves to their husbands if they are not slaves to some unrelated businessman.

[ - ] albatrosv15 11 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:04:29 ago (+11/-0)

Women are scavengers in nature. Companies exploit this little biological urge.

[ - ] nibnab 4 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:30:02 ago (+4/-0)*

The darker blackpill truth is that they are whoring around 24/7 and need a backpack with their makeup/condoms/freshpanties/morningafterpills and blow. When dating a new womynz make sure to carefully inspect the contents of her whoringbag before allowing her into your cubicle.

[ - ] Osmanthus 7 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:37:22 ago (+7/-0)

This comment was made by a man with no woman in his life.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:01:00 ago (+1/-0)

Funny. I know of at least one women's bag that contains napkins, car keys, wallet, children's toys/candy, and a 9mm.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 7 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:18:12 ago (+7/-0)

The Jews that control "Popular Culture" via Hollywood, Fashion, and the Media have created the market for $20,000.00 hand bags. They did the same thing with creating the "Men should spend 2 months salary for an engagement ring" market.

- https://youtu.be/N5kWu1ifBGU?t=78

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 06:49:35 ago (+1/-0)

Ha, after the New Orleans hurricane years ago I was watching White ppl rescue niggers. Told my girlfriend that and she went off I'm racist.A couple months later she asked me why I didn't get her an engagement ring. I told her that the nogs in apefrica were being exploited in the mines there and I didn't want to be racist. I got the look and she left the next day! Bye bye. Hahahahohohohehehewhoa

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:13:17 ago (+6/-0)

Because jews stopped putting pockets on their clothes so they'd have to buy separate bags and spend more money. Men simply refused to buy pants without pockets but women were like "oh this is so cute I have to have it even if it's impractical and stupid!" and jews exploited that.

[ - ] con77 5 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:42:01 ago (+5/-0)

wallet, keys, gun, extra mag. what else do you need

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 6 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:45:12 ago (+6/-0)

Since we have real pockets on our pants, it never hurts to carry a good folding knife or multi-tool.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:45:54 ago (+4/-0)

Pen, flashlight, knife, phone. Maybe a lighter and/or a leatherman, depending your lifestyle.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:34:50 ago (+1/-0)

RATS

I carry one whenever I go to the range.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

A wallet is the male version of a purse.

Folding money, card or two, door key, and a pocket computing device.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you put those?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:50:15 ago (+0/-0)

Money and phone in either back pocket. Cards in front left, key in front right. Sometimes paper in a shirt pocket.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you for such a detailed response I guess if I ever make my way out to wherever I'll keep that in mind. 😁

Pocket was the word I was looking for in the most obvious conversation ever.

Clothing designers double dip by not putting pockets in the clothing and op knows this he just likes to complain about women having anything else in their hands thats not his dick. Stay mad @nosferatjew

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:54:35 ago (+2/-0)

I have some tee shirts with no pockets, but I highly recommend at least some pockets in clothing. Even for the female species. Choices offered by 'clothing designers' are not mandatory.

Although, a need for containers for support equipment is probably better met by purses than backpacks or fanny packs.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 17:26:44 ago (+1/-0)

I hate the back pack trend. I have some of the uppity brands but I always use the 5 dollar crossbody from goodwill,it's more convenient than lugging around one of those things. For all the news that comes out of California its not that bad. I remember leaving my purse (one of the big ones) in the cart at target completely forgot about it until I was loading the car. Ran back in panic and it was gone. Some lady saw me and asked if I was looking for a purse and said she just dropped it off at customer service. In Salinas! You may think that place is a little slice of hell but I always liked it. When we build the wall we'll build around that town. They can stay.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 18:05:47 ago (+1/-0)

In Salinas!

You didn't get stabbed! What luck! Used to know someone who swore by a burrito place in Salinas, but the fringes of 'Wassenville' was about my limit. A place calling itself a 'bakery' by the airport where I flew had pretty excellent burritos.

This dump, but 20 years ago. Google streetview link.

Then park over where the old United Flight used to be and watch the traffic while eating. (RIP Bill)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 19:25:06 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. La Costa! Best burritos hands down.if they are still around.

Sorry about Bill.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 22:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

Still there, and luckily just across main street from claimed gang territory.

Bill was a crusty old bastard who was at his prime in the 50s, smoked like a chimney, and died of cancer. Used to rent '70s Cessna 150s from him for $25 per hour including fuel. Good times. Flew my dad over to Harris Ranch on 5 one time for lunch. Going from a 150' wide runway down to 20' was interesting.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:19:26 ago (+5/-0)

Because we put our crap in there and carry it around. That is the purpose of bags..

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

You broads are getting scammed by these (((name brands))). Well, maybe not you, I don't know what your specific deal is. But too many broads are paying 10x what they could pay for an equally useful/stylish/durable bag, and it's retarded.

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:55:57 ago (+4/-0)

No, I'm not a brand whore but your post was questioning why women have bags at all.

Men do the same thing. I agree you aren't as susceptible to marketing, but men can blow their wealth on cars or golf clubs or shit like that.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:13:10 ago (+0/-0)

How many Vera Bradley's do you have? LOL

[ - ] parrygrin 4 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:35:11 ago (+4/-0)

Jockeying for position in feminine dominance hierarchies using conspicuous consumption.

Men do it too with different but equally useless items.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:43:28 ago (+2/-0)

Only the absurd type of man.

[ - ] JustALover 3 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:11:05 ago (+3/-0)

Having a shoulder slung handbag is a good idea: no need to move one's shit between pants all the time.

Having a handbag costing thousands of dollars but barely big enough for a wallet? That's women being (((told what to do))).

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:13:29 ago (+2/-0)

I used to have a huge collection of CDs, either hundreds or thousands, I can't even tell you. Some of them I hardly even listened to them but I loved seeing them on the shelf. They all had a certain order and rearranging them would take all weekend. At the time they barely had mp3s and didn't even have Napster so you needed actual physical media.

That's the same way it is with women and shoes. Most they won't wear, they just like to look at them and brag about them. I was the same, I had some badass selections you couldn't find or shit that was signed.

I long ago lost them all and it's much better. Now ten times that music is on a hard drive.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 15:16:19 ago (+2/-0)

Status symbols.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 21:26:58 ago (+1/-0)

What's wrong with nice things ?

[ - ] Barfcock19 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:41:31 ago (+1/-0)

More curious about the growing amount of guys carrying bags around...

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:03:28 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck off Seinfeld.
That piece of shit kike is more observant and humorous than you as well.
How sad.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 14:52:25 ago (+2/-1)

Ball sack envy.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 13:30:50 ago (+1/-0)

There's a purse that holds the Stanley cup out there now. 2 in 1 how can you complain about that?

[ - ] Nerva 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 07:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

I have no idea why some women are drawn to ridiculously overpriced purses/bags. Even if I were a millionaire, I don't think I could ever allow myself to want to spend more than $25 or $30 on the highest of sides. I use them until they fall apart because I see them as a tool, not an accessory, and more of an encumbrance these days if I am being honest. I keep my important stuff in a wallet (small efficient and concealable, which I do not keep in my purse), and the bag is mostly used to carry an extra water bottle or two, perfume, a hair brush, mace, and a few small first aide items; I do not need an expensive bag for that.

Furthermore, I am not standing around with the purse long enough to care about how it looks, and maybe I don't want it to look fancy because I do not want to draw attention to myself. If a thief is looking to do a purse grab, please choose the idiot who spent $500+ on a flashy purse over my bargain bin bag. Looks here aren't deceiving - I keep nothing of real value in it.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 00:16:07 ago (+0/-0)

My wife doesn’t just take a purse to work. She’s got some gigantic fucking lunch bag with 20 zippers of shit wide open and shit falling out. She’s constantly losing her keys and breaking her glasses. Dropping her shit all over the place. She’s literally running shit over in the drive way. She’s a fucking mess. Are they all like this? She goes on about how extremely organized she is at work but I’m having a hard time believing it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 07:29:29 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know if they're all like that, but mine is the same. She just loves these fuckin bags it's crazy. Sometimes when she can't find something that she thinks is in there she'll just that fucker out on the couch or ottoman. That shit drives me up a fuckin wall.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 00:09:51 ago (+0/-0)

So they can buy more shit. I think Amazon is going to ruin us.

[ - ] TALKLOL 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 20:27:35 ago (+0/-0)

Women will never be equal to men as long as they carry purses.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 18:00:58 ago (+0/-0)

Women are slaves to peer pressure. I have one high quality bag my husband bought me ten years ago for Christmas. There are so many other things I’d rather spend money on.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 16:22:19 ago (+0/-0)

There are two kinds of women. Women who collect handbags or women who collect shoes.