submitted by Sheitstrom to news3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 07:11:17 ago (+1/-0) (news)
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I was hoping this was a joke. The chinks are learning physics and practicing drills while we're having coffee delivered because kids are too fucking lazy to push a button. Sad fucking days.
[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 07:59:35 ago (+1/-0)
Wait...what? I wrote this as a joke. HOLY FUCKING SHIT it's real. I was trying to come up with the dumbest most wasteful product ever...and it's real. I never even entertained it was real.
[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan
[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 07:53:37 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sheitstrom
[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 07:59:35 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Monica
[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 10:21:08 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 09:19:43 ago (+0/-0)*
Oh, uber coffee the brand..What the hell are coffee capsules?
nvm its a pod
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 13:32:20 ago (+1/-0)
30 results for me. Anything from CVS, to a Chevron station on some road, to Panda Express.
Makes me want to fire up the roaster and crank out a batch of Brazil Dry Process Lambari Adriana Guerra! (Nah, just tea this morning.)
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 19:00:02 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 13:18:56 ago (+1/-0)
I could have rested my case on this iteration of society ages ago, but some additional evidence has just come in.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2024 09:18:18 ago (+0/-0)