This conversation would have required about five seconds for me to end. "It's my wi-fi and I'll do what the fuck I want with it. Get the fuck off my porch. If I need to come outside, it'll be to beat the shit out of you."
I'm sure this is a gag, but the balls on this guy, right? I'd be tempted to just carve him out a little piece gapped from the rest. 1) it's neighborly and 2) I can mitm piss with him.
I mean sure, people who know what they're doing can find it, but they're few and far between. The reason this skit hits the funny bone is because it's relatable.
Well, the thing is... All waves going through your body IS public. What if i put my antenna up the ass and then use someones elses wifi? It doesn't make sense. The wifi in my ass is MINE, okay?
[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 07:17:32 ago (+1/-0)
Or related, "I'm going to crack the password (it's easy) and continue using the Wi-Fi signals coming into my house. All I'm doing is sending my own signals that happen to go into your house, and your router, on its own decides to respond to those with data from the Internet. If you don't like it, stop sending your signals into my house, or stop listening to the signals I send."
I remember back when most Wi-Fi access points had no password. I could pull my bicycle over and use the phone on the nearest Wi-Fi. But they started pushing the fear narrative, and making people responsible for their connections. I'm sure the cable companies loved everyone having their paid private Wi-Fi. And cell companies so you'd need service to get a connection in a city.
At the end he could have said "Yes, I think I see your point. We should be neighborly. So you're going to sign up and pay for Wi-Fi, and give ME the password to it. I've provided it to you for two years, now you can return the favor. Thank you for being a good neighbor and coming over."
[ + ] we_kill_creativity
[ - ] we_kill_creativity 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:26:23 ago (+12/-0)
(Rubs hands)
"Hey, you put a password on your country."
"Right, it's MY country."
"Well, I've been using your country for 200 years, and now I can't. That's a problem."
"But it's not your country, it's mine"
"Oy vey, well it's your country in your home, but outside your home it's (((public country)))."
And that's how (((you))) get Hitler...
[ + ] CHIRO
[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:43:36 ago (+7/-1)
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 22:06:01 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 01:20:31 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 01:05:14 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] ruck_feddit
[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 21:16:35 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 01:51:36 ago (+0/-0)
I mean sure, people who know what they're doing can find it, but they're few and far between. The reason this skit hits the funny bone is because it's relatable.
[ + ] Jinglebanger
[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 03:18:39 ago (+0/-0)
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[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:03:56 ago (+2/-0)
Britfags aren't maplesyrupniggers.
In the 1st minute you'd hear "feckawf yee kunt en gitcher own porn!"
[ + ] TheNoticing
[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 00:01:33 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 01:05:02 ago (+1/-0)
NEXT: “Your car is parked in the street, so why can’t I use it?”
[ + ] albatrosv15
[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 02:12:30 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 07:17:32 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103
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[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 00:47:34 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 07:11:39 ago (+0/-0)*
At the end he could have said "Yes, I think I see your point. We should be neighborly. So you're going to sign up and pay for Wi-Fi, and give ME the password to it. I've provided it to you for two years, now you can return the favor. Thank you for being a good neighbor and coming over."