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Mission: Impossibly Good Boy

submitted by Centaurus to dogs 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 14:09:20 ago (+46/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/z4e8d1.mp4



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[ - ] green_man 13 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 18:36:56 ago (+13/-0)

That's a Belgian Malinois, if you're thinking "that's a cool dog I want one" you're correct, they're very cool but you don't want one. I have one, he's 10 years old and he's still an absolute crackhead. He basically needs to watched 24/7, without supervision he will open the pantry and help himself to whatever he wants. He will get on counter tops to help himself to anything on there as well. He is absolutely aware that he is not supposed to do things like that, he just doesn't care. He is fully capable of going through a wall, which he has done in the past, the only thing that stopped him was 2x4s. He now has a literal metal box for a kennel. He does fine if he's left in a vehicle though, unless there is any food in the vehicle, he will eat it. Overall they're great dogs, but they require a lot of attention.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 03:18:06 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] green_man 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 14:33:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Ragnar 10 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 16:36:21 ago (+10/-0)

Some people don’t deserve dogs

[ - ] 2Drunk 8 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 18:51:27 ago (+8/-0)

You misspelled niggers

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 22:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

Nobody deserves to be punished with niggers... except jews of course.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 02:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers and cats go together

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 10:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

There’s a cat under your bed

[ - ] dassar 10 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 16:26:00 ago (+10/-0)

Now he gets the blame for wrecking muh fcking battery !..

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 7 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 15:36:42 ago (+7/-0)

Good lord malinois puts out fire

[ - ] BloodyComet 12 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 16:00:06 ago (+12/-0)

Even better, it prevents a fire from setting and spreading. Astounding.

Sometimes, I think there might be more going on inside the minds of smarter animals, such as dogs, than we may realize.

[ - ] JoggerLogger 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 19:55:39 ago (+5/-0)

obviously. they bark at niggers.

[ - ] TheNoticing 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 19:07:38 ago (+5/-0)

That's a damn good dog. Extra belly rubs and treats.

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 18:45:36 ago (+5/-0)

Jewish lightning adverted….

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 19:08:18 ago (+1/-0)

Second time I've seen "jewish lightning." What is that?

[ - ] DoughGoy 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 22:16:02 ago (+0/-0)

I think it's when they purposefully destroy their property to get insurance money. Either that, or when they paint swastikas and such on their own buildings to get sympathy for anti semitism. Or maybe both. I'm not sure.

[ - ] Name 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 22:25:04 ago (+0/-0)

It’s the reason your insurance rates are so high.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2024 08:18:54 ago (+0/-0)

That and Niggers…

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 18:21:36 ago (+3/-0)

Love our Mal's

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 20:48:03 ago (+2/-0)

Tretes for gud doge.