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This happened

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 13:29:50 ago (+6/-2)     (archive.vn)

https://archive.vn/2TAU1

Lol


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 13:50:35 ago (+7/-0)

It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.

bwahahahahahahahaha! reading that made the article worth it.

[ - ] Glowbright 6 points 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 14:41:04 ago (+6/-0)

Scroll to the bottom:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

OP might be retarded

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 17:27:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 19, 2024 09:38:42 ago (+1/-0)

lol. That's why I hedged and said OP might be retarded. The average IQ around here is sometimes depressingly low. About half of the comments on this thread indicate they think it is real.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 14:28:00 ago (+2/-0)

William Tenenbaum

That's hopeful.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 19:58:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'd put it's head on display for the whole town to see.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 16:56:54 ago (+1/-0)

“It was the first time in my life that I’d seen a deer stand up and walk on its two legs. That’s when I went for a clear shot to the lungs,” Harry Perkins, 72, told reporters, visibly shocked.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 17:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 17, 2024 15:19:58 ago (+1/-0)*

Might be the most sensible news outlet
World News Daily Report (WNDR) was a satirical fake news website[3][4] purporting to be an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated to covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the globe.[5]

It is run by Canadians Janick Murray-Hall and Olivier Legault and follows the old-school tabloid-style faux-journalism.
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