Poo Talk - “The average person passes gas 15-20 times a day – including in your sleep – and research shows that a small amount of faecal matter comes out of the body at the same time. It’s a personal choice, but it may be more hygienic to keep underwear on.” - Upgoat

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Poo Talk - “The average person passes gas 15-20 times a day – including in your sleep – and research shows that a small amount of faecal matter comes out of the body at the same time. It’s a personal choice, but it may be more hygienic to keep underwear on.”
submitted by paul_neri to Health 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 00:48:42 ago (+1/-6) (www.theguardian.com)
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/feb/16/15-lazy-sleep-myths-busted

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 00:58:50 ago (+5/-0)

I let a horrendous fart in the grocery store today and my wife walked into it along with some other people. She was like "ermagherd, do you smell that?" and I was like "yeah some little old lady just shuffled through here and I think her diaper was full".

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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:00:02 ago (+3/-0)

Based.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:08:44 ago (+1/-0)

eew!

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:12:20 ago (+1/-0)

Paul, its perfectly natural and it goes back into the Earth. I had enchilda suprema and two hard tacos yesterday and its working on me. Its those hot farts that are SBD. Its like you can smell it immediately in a 50ft circle. It smells like sulfur and dead deer by the road in the summer.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:30:09 ago (+1/-1)

SBD "If it stinks, it would be known as an SBD - Silent But Deadly" [Library Service for Boomers]

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:19:51 ago (+1/-0)*

a wonder you didn't brought up dangus, neri. I can't say that the quality of your contributions here is improving. Watch yourself.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 01:30:37 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, I...I must do better!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 09:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

What about pussyfarts?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 07:50:28 ago (+0/-0)

only jews are more obsessed with shit than Queeri

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 02:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

We should send them English language instructors.

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