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Have you done anything kind lately? Here is your chance to be acknowledged as not the complete arsehole you appear to be.

submitted by paul_neri to TraditionalMen 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:14:32 ago (+8/-1)     (TraditionalMen)

What's brought on this interesting post is something that happened to me and the missus the other day. The background is that me and the missus like walking and try to walk to places if we can i.e. not take the car. And, of course, we save the world in the process.So...the missus wanted a rechargeable fan from Aldi to add to her collection of about 8 f..king fans (excluding the ceiling fans which she won't use because she's scared of them). We walk into town about 4 kms away and I take my kickscooter. We buy the fan which is reasonably light and I secure it to the scooter with a "stretch cable". And it worked very well. She walked and I pushed the scooter. We probably looked a sight but we are old so...who gives a f..k? Anyway...we got off the main drag and into the boondocks where we have the shack. Half way along the road this dude stops and asks if we want a lift. And this is the thing. The folk who ask us if we want a lift, and we often carry stuff home from the shops, are not grey-haired old types or trendy young enviro-types but the Aus equivalent of US Southern Boys - big, strong young men in pick-up trucks! Quite touching really, especially given we'd be diametrically opposed on political issues except, perhaps, border-control.But I got to thinking...maybe these young men had been raised right? Look out for folk in your neighbourhood or something? Dunno.


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 23:11:49 ago (+4/-0)

I don't know what your point is, Neri. As far being acknowledged either as an arsehole or not an arsehole, that is something I discuss daily with my conscience, the proper yardstick for any White man, about everything I do or say. I prefer not to share my sins and failures here, thanks. I hope you understand. But I'm glad this gave you a moment for introspection, which all White men should appreciate.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:36:57 ago (+4/-0)

I wish they had thrown you off a cliff

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:42:22 ago (+1/-1)

Yes but you're like dangus - a city slicker far from the rural heartland and the traditions and generosity-of-spirit of Rural America!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:59:43 ago (+3/-0)

I live in a Florida swamp, numbnuts

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

You and your pet nigger tried to blow those boys, didn’t you?

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:53:52 ago (+3/-0)

That was my guess.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:00:15 ago (+1/-2)

Ditto.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:59:59 ago (+0/-2)

Oh JS.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:42:54 ago (+3/-0)

I bet you die inside every time it’s a bogan offering to help your geriatric broken butt. I bet you don’t take them up on their offer because you are so scared of the “dumb” bogans.
Eat a cactus, queeri.

my wife is scared of the ceiling fan
This is the price you pay for marrying a third world ladyboy

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:59:19 ago (+1/-2)

Yes, Ragnar, I am somewhat apprehensive of the young men in their big utes and I would never take the risk of accepting a ride with a stranger particularly with the missus and, yes, I wish they wouldn't stop too albeit it is very kind of them. I've seen them ask old folk standing at the bus stop if they want a lift but they say "no".Probably scared shitless.

As for the goddamn ceiling fan...my wife is nuts, seriously irrational. We have an air-conditioner that hasn't been used in 15 years because there are weeds near its box and she worries it will start a fire.I doubt the thing still works. So she complains about the heat and surrounds herself with her fans!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 13:42:01 ago (+1/-0)

Your wife sounds like a typical third world trash you boomers import. Afraid of technology because their tiny brains can’t comprehend how it works. Like them somalians in Minnesota afraid of riding an effin escalator.

Regarding those nice gentlemen in their big “utes”, I would always say yes to the redneck gentlemen than swarthy sweaty untermensch like you incapable of getting red in the sun.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 17:44:09 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for your comment, Ragnar. In the same sweet vein as all your comments. My missus is of Scottish origin. A 1950's woman but, yes, she's fearful generally. Irrational but what can I do? I kid you not. Many years ago when computers were still relatively new, we bought one and she insisted I save material on floppy discs rather than the hard drive so I didn't damage it! I found myself going along with this for a while and then realised she was insane.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 21:18:32 ago (+0/-0)

The fact that your wife is Scottish and you are ostensibly White, albeit medo, and you didn’t have any kids is a gross shame.
You should be ashamed of yourself

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 22:24:42 ago (+0/-0)

To which I would say...bringing children into this world is where any shame lies!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 23:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

You are sick. No redeeming quality whatsoever. Good thing you are on death’s door, so it’s not too long for you to croak all alone drowning in your own faeces

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 00:06:13 ago (+0/-0)

You might not be wrong there. Gunna see a doc soon about my sore bum ailment that, while significantly improved, ain't going away and...and I'm gunna join Exit soon in the hope of getting hold of some sugar-coated bye-bye pills.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 07:39:59 ago (+0/-0)

A real man hangs himself

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 18:17:44 ago (+0/-0)

Ouch!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 17:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

And the world would be better for it

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:06:07 ago (+3/-0)

I waved a couple cars past who were going to stop for me while the traffic light was still green. Shortly after a few more went past, the light (down the street) turned red and the next car stopped for me. We exchanged non-hostile hand gestures as I crossed.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:22:52 ago (+2/-1)

Beautiful, just beautiful! Gives me hope the world can be made a better place!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:44:31 ago (+1/-0)

By rednecks and bogans. Not the trash you love

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:47:51 ago (+1/-2)

Reported.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 13:36:00 ago (+0/-0)

Deported (your thai lady boy wife, soon)

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:59:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:59:02 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Love240 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:26:35 ago (+3/-0)

I refrained from calling a nigger a nigger while he was acting like a nigger earlier today. I let him know of his unacceptable behavior and he apologized. He was an old nigger. It (the interaction) went as well as it could have gone, in retrospect.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:13:33 ago (+2/-0)

Not letting a nigger earn his dindu nuffin wings is not an act of kindness. Kind to yourself maybe but not him.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:41:17 ago (+2/-0)

It's a nigger, it didn't need me to give it 'dindu nuffin wings', whatever that means.
Like I said I called it out, it apologized. I can't control the sincerity of it's heart.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:14:02 ago (+2/-0)

dindu nuffin wings', whatever that means

You denied him an early retirement lawsuit.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:17:46 ago (+1/-0)

What?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:24:38 ago (+3/-0)

lol settlement payout whatever you did good love dont worry. You just didnt react the way he may have wanted.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 05:36:14 ago (+2/-0)

I stopped at a redlight and saw a 3 pound rock in the intersection. I got out of the car, picked it up, and tossed it roadside - only for it to smash a frog that was once proudly chirping.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 05:42:20 ago (+2/-1)

Well your heart was in the right place. Alas the frog wasn't.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 18:55:00 ago (+0/-0)

That was funny, paul.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 23:23:19 ago (+2/-0)

I went out of my way to not step on an ant yesterday.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:05:53 ago (+1/-1)

oyveyo! I'm impressed dude.One small step for a c..t,one giant leap...

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:25:36 ago (+1/-0)

Hurtful, damn hurtful.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 01:49:40 ago (+1/-1)

I apologise. Sometimes I just don't realise the power of my words. So brutal. So cutting.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 03:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

Everything I do is kind.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 03:54:58 ago (+1/-1)

Yes dear.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 02:17:36 ago (+1/-0)























fck off neri !!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 02:37:12 ago (+1/-1)

Have you ever done a good deed, dass? My last one, and they are far and few between, was when I saw this old lady sheltering under a shop canopy during a downpour. She had one of those shopping carts and couldn't hold her small umbrella and push the cart at the same time. I walked past her with my huge umbrella and mentioned the rain and got 10 metres and felt bad so I went back and offered to walk her home, which I did, pulling her cart. Getting old sucks but getting old by yourself sucks more. I'm sorry you'll have no-one to help you in old age dass. I'm sorry your children will find you a burden.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 13:08:15 ago (+2/-0)

My most recent good deed failed - the one were i tried getting you to ... FCK OFF !!.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 18:00:39 ago (+0/-1)

That was witty, dass. You can be surprising.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:33:48 ago (+1/-0)

Umm, no.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 22:35:49 ago (+1/-1)

Um, me neither.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 00:52:47 ago (+0/-0)

So now you're in the American heartland? Did you jump across the border with the other aborigines agent Neri?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 02:01:19 ago (+1/-1)

Dude that strikes at my core as an honorary American. Hurtful, damn hurtful!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 03:54:26 ago (+1/-1)

I would have just ran you over and left your wife alone, she needs a medal for putting up with you. I would probably have offered her a lift and of course made sure the fan wasn't damaged in all the drama.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 03:59:03 ago (+1/-1)

Yes but you have a cunty attitude and that's my point - these dudes are innately good natured and they must have been nurtured that way unlike city folk like you who are naturally suspicious of people. If you lived in the Rural Heartland you'd understand.

[ - ] Cunty 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 04:27:18 ago (+2/-0)

Actually queeri, I grew up on a farm, I would help anyone out unless they're black, Jews or moslems(or you). I choose to be this way, it comes from being surrounded by pricks like you for half of my life. I do live in a town now. I'm going to come to stralia one day and go through each and every outback village until I see someone with a scooter, old and walking with their long suffering wife, then I will know it's you. Your wife will thank me, I think you should have been gay, you don't sound like a real man lol.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 04:33:04 ago (+0/-1)

I was right : "I do live in a town now"! You need to get back to your roots. Discover who you really are.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 03:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

If it meant becoming more like you I would rather not. My wife is happy!.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 13:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

Totes prob some mentally retarded thai lady-boy.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 18:04:40 ago (+0/-1)

"Totes" - What does totes mean slang?
adverb. Totes is a written and spoken abbreviation for 'totally'.[Library Service for Boomers]

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 18:18:10 ago (+0/-0)

No it doesnt silly cock pocket. It means 'neri is a confirmed faggot !'.
Now do fck off.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2024 18:21:22 ago (+0/-0)

Oh! Hurtful, damn hurtful!