Are other cars on the road impeding your ability to get to work on time? Why should you have to get up early to avoid traffic when you can own your very own GUN VAN. Other drivers will be getting the fuck out of YOUR way. Literally thousands of combinations are available to meet any budget. We have everything for the occasional commuter up to busting through road blocks set up by the cops. Extended warranties are available.
The first 10,000 through the door get 1000 rounds of .30, .45 or 9mm for FREE. Free BB guns for the kiddies.
We're down at the corner of Main and 1st in Oldetown! Look for the big shotgun inflatable pointed at city hall!
I have one of them and I live in Brooklyn. Well, it's a radio controlled model and it only shoots liquid, but you should see them chicken-swingers run when I fill it with Holy Water and send it down the tunnels.
Nice gun ad. While your sons are decapitated and your daughters are raped. But at least you can feed military industrial complex, so you have that going on.
[ + ] RobertJHarsh
[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 07:52:19 ago (+4/-0)
The first 10,000 through the door get 1000 rounds of .30, .45 or 9mm for FREE. Free BB guns for the kiddies.
We're down at the corner of Main and 1st in Oldetown! Look for the big shotgun inflatable pointed at city hall!
[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace
[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace -1 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 09:53:57 ago (+0/-1)
This earned my upvoat. Don't spend it all in one place (unless of course that place is the GUN VAN store).
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 19:09:35 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 04:27:59 ago (+1/-0)*
Well, it's a radio controlled model and it only shoots liquid, but you should see them chicken-swingers run when I fill it with Holy Water and send it down the tunnels.
[ + ] MuricaPersonified
[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 04:08:26 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 20:04:18 ago (+1/-0)
Culling the rainbow jihad since the firey but peaceful protests of 2020.
#BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!
Need to get to work but dangerhairs are blocking your commute on your favorite highway?!
::Netflix drooling nods of compliance::
Pull this lever and keep on rollin!
We call this feature the 40 virgins or IEDs of Peace!
[ + ] Peleg
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 20:01:54 ago (+1/-0)
I'll take 2 of them.
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 19:02:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Moravian
[ - ] Moravian -2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 23:23:36 ago (+1/-3)
[ + ] albatrosv15
[ - ] albatrosv15 -4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 01:24:45 ago (+0/-4)
While your sons are decapitated and your daughters are raped.
But at least you can feed military industrial complex, so you have that going on.
[ + ] GreenSaint
[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2024 06:54:46 ago (+0/-0)