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"pull up, pull up"

The beep frequency is racist. It needs to sound like ghetto twerking music.

::The DEI Adventures of Shayneesaqweefah::


Shutcho beepin asssup eeen stoort twerkin deez uhh uhhh wut dis iz?

Steering controls for the aircraft.

Wuhevva hoooowytee ayuss cracka! Shayneesaqweefah be hasin uhhh uhh tuh git dey naylz dun sew hurry yo assup wittdiss fleyin sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

Um, your the pilot.

Owwwsheheeehhheeiiit niggga shayneesaqweefah uhhh peylit ennn sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!

::captain sighs:: mumbles were fucked under his breath.

Wei yoo awl grumpee eeeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit shayneesaqweefah gone git dat ass tuh uhhh uhhh wuh wee be goen?

::captain rolls eyes::
SFO

Duhhh fux izza SFO niggga yoo needtuh be tawlkin anglish uppattuh shayneesaqweefah racis ass honky ass cracka ass cracka!

::libtards cheer from over hearing the berating of the hoooowyte mxn::

San Francisco ::mumbles:: "fucking nigger"

Owwwsheheeehhheeiiit wee bess be doowin uhhh uhh leyova eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit aye neez tuh git treqwarious duhhh 13st sum joedins fo duhhhhh skahoolin hee bat tuh getupout duhh kowntee yaaaaahhhherrrd?!

Can we please continue with the pre flight? We're scheduled to take off in 2hrs.

Fux yoo inna rooosh fo cracka ass cracka?! Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit shayneesaqweefah be puttin deyt werkin gnome seyin?!

No.

Ennymuffuckin wei Wai yo ass gotta beeawlup in shayneesaqweefahz bidness ennimuffkin wei nigga?!

I'm the captain and you're the trainee pilot.

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit obeseoneetah frum HR gone hurr bout dis frfr 💯 no cap!

What?

(Fade out)

::The next week:: (fade in)


Hoooowytee ass Cap'n getcho ass upin obeseoneetaz awfiss niggaaa!

My names Tom.

Fux eva nigga yall Hoooowyteez haz sum Hoooowytee ass nayemz awnuh reel!

::captain blank stair::
Am I here for a reason?

Owwwyeaah yo as iz 🔥d 💯!

On what grounds?!

Yooo raycis az fux nigga treynah tawlk sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit tuh shayneesaqweefah awnuh playyyne!

I was just instructing as my job title calls for.

::obeseakweeta makes mouth motions with her hands as the captain explains what actually happened::

Aye aint kno wutta Hoooowytee jess sed butchooyooo🔥d ennywei.

I'm going to file an unfair dismissal charge against this company!

Wuhevva nigga! Shayneesaqweefah 18th nigglet treqwarious head ov deyt deportmint nah!

::jew standing behind obeseoneetah pats her on the back as it motions for security to take Tom away::

[End scene] (fade out)

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