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This year's half time show brought to you by the Richter scale

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:27:20 ago (+20/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/p09tgr.mp4

OOOOOO LAWDY, DIS ONE'S FO MASSA!


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[ - ] Nosferatjew 24 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:45:40 ago (+24/-0)

Gorilla warfare

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 18:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

👆 Totally nailed it with this comment.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 23:20:04 ago (+3/-0)

Girl-illa warfare.
FTFY.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 23:41:27 ago (+2/-0)

Even the cameraman couldn't stabilize it.

[ - ] dingbat 10 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:47:43 ago (+10/-0)

What the hell is this jungle shit?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 8 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:52:43 ago (+8/-0)

Ooga booga

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 16:08:17 ago (+7/-0)

The worst part is that they got paid handsomely to nig out.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

Are you saying that's real?

[ - ] JamesMadison 8 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 16:59:17 ago (+8/-0)

In all seriousness, THIS is what niggers have contributed to American culture. Jazz? It's because niggers are loathe and/or not very good at playing ensemble-style music, like Europeans are. Blues? It's because ignorant niggers said "Scales? We don't need no fucking scales." And then we get to murder, rape, rioting, arson, theft, etc.

Lord, that is hideous.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 22:20:12 ago (+3/-0)

Original Dixieland Jass Band was the first jazz and and the leader lerocca insisted they, whites, had invented jazz.

Since when do niggers invent anything. Black washing is ancient

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 18:17:02 ago (+6/-0)

Oh ffs what did my eyes ever do to you!?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 18:34:28 ago (+2/-0)

SUFFER THE PAIN

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 16:13:31 ago (+5/-0)

FAKE ALL THE WAY...A 5,000LB WALRUS WILL NOT WANDER MORE THAN 125FT FROM THE WATER LINE....

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 16:04:47 ago (+4/-0)

America's race to the bottom continues!

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:55:50 ago (+3/-0)

Is that a challenge? ~ every other country in the West.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 20:48:00 ago (+2/-0)

It certainly seem to be! It's as if all the gajillionaires from every country put a billion dollar into a pot, and bet on who can devastate their own country the worst.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 00:17:29 ago (+1/-0)

As narrated by Sir David Attenborough: The American silverback pavement ape version of the Haka. as with everything they do, it exhibits this behaviour and sucks the normal people into watching the train wreck in motion, some with horror, some with glee and some with pure disgust. But the sheboons version is to test the limits of the stitching in those terrible clothes they have on. Some call it a mating dance and Whites call it a bathroom break, with beer and hot dogs. If you're a male nigger though, it brings on child support and aids and they can't resist the floppy flab. There will be tumbleweaves and brawling soon as it's part of what they call "Day Culcha" and it's a fight to the nearest prison cell. Truly fascinating behavior to behold.
Next year be sure to place your bets on how long it takes for heart failure or wardrobe malfunction/explosion to commence. And if you're there, don't stand in front of the fried chicken line. They must feed often. It's truly astonishing behavior from only the largest sheboons.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:45:37 ago (+2/-0)

Cause of the 13 quakes in California.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 20:48:41 ago (+0/-0)

Global Misgendering

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 16:31:45 ago (+2/-0)

Dancing Hippos!

That’s amazing they can get them to do that. However it’s been done before but not live action. https://youtu.be/nEjPDS8Jp1E?si=yIDAt7X1Avabdp39

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:54:59 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 21:07:55 ago (+1/-0)

wtf is this real

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:55:08 ago (+1/-0)

Gawd, how much crack and meth does it take to get those behemoths bouncing?

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 18:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not sure if we are in the demoralization, or destabilization phase but given the size of these ladies we're destined for crisis soon.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:50:51 ago (+1/-0)

'Murica! Fuuuuck. Yeaaahh...

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 17:01:50 ago (+1/-0)

RIP Tobey Keith!

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2024 00:50:56 ago (+0/-0)

Need one amberlamps for each after the on field seizure.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 monthsFeb 12, 2024 20:41:01 ago (+0/-0)

I'm slightly impressed that they can still move like that despite being 350+lbs each. It wasn't graceful at all, but it was more physically active than most people at that weight are.