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carnold03 Prepares to Post

submitted by VitaminSieg to whatever 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:06:34 ago (+13/-2)     (pomf2.lain.la)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/6qst0ry.jpg

One day he'll fuck up and post in RIP before the actual death occurs.


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[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 15:16:42 ago (+3/-0)

It took a minute to get that, but when I did, I laughed my ass off!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 21:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

RIP.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 20:19:25 ago (+1/-0)

Gazes sternly at @VitaminSieg's posting with his dark lifeless eyes. With a grimace on his old gaunt pale bone-y face, puts on his glasses, removes a pen from the cup upon his desk inserting it to his mouth, as he reaches into the desk drawer to remove the death note from its place of rest. Opening the unassumingly ominous notebook, he turns the pages with his almost transparent bone-y fingers to the latest name, Kelvin Kiptum. With a press of his thumb to the pen, the foreboding ratcheting click echoes through the small administrative office as he begins to write down the name of the next person to pass this mortal realm, and with an almost English accent he says...

My good man. After sometime, doing this, you come to find both the occurrence of death and it's announcement to be ever so tedious, but you need not concern yourself. It is not your time.

At least, not yet.

As he begins writing, he pauses to frown and gripe.

Good lord, niggers seem to manage to die in the most bizarre ways, no matter where they are...

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 22:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

I read it with a Cockney accent and it wasn't as scary.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 17:19:28 ago (+1/-0)

The negro mode is a nice detail.

[ - ] The_Reunto 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 19:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

I don't get it

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 21:32:39 ago (+0/-0)

He’s always posting about dead people. RIP.