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whenever a dude goes into the woods...

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 3 monthsFeb 11, 2024 20:22:33 ago (+39/-2)     (media.gab.com)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2024 00:44:05 ago (+0/-0)

One time me and my friends got drunk in everclear in the woods. Woke up lost my car phone keys and weed. We had leveled all the little pine trees. And we were broken and bruised. It was fun as fuck

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2024 21:40:03 ago (+6/-0)

I did that once when I was a kid. The top of the tree broke off and crushed me. Immediately afterwards, a horde of boars arrived on the scene. I no longer fuck with rotten trees.

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 3 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2024 22:30:29 ago (+3/-0)

Bro, did you not have your new found wood sword at ready!?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2024 22:36:23 ago (+4/-0)

I prevailed with my shrieking and thrashing powers. My loyal dogs ran off.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 09:25:51 ago (+0/-0)

I've swam with sharks and messed with gators, but wild pigs genuinely make my asshole pucker. Had more than one encounter that was too close for comfort, still have a scar on my ankle from a pig slashing me with it's tusk.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2024 23:15:59 ago (+0/-0)

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