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Syrian family kidnaps African voodoo sorcerer who ran off with €15k after promising to double their money with magic liquid

submitted by dosvydanya_freedomz to WorldNews 3 monthsFeb 5, 2024 19:07:47 ago (+10/-0)     (rmx.news)

https://rmx.news/crime/syrian-family-kidnaps-african-voodoo-sorcerer-who-ran-off-with-e15k-after-promising-to-double-their-money-with-magic-liquid/

A Syrian family kidnapped a voodoo sorcerer from Cameroon after he stole €15,000 given to him on the promise that he’d double their money using dark magic, a court in Germany has heard.


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[ - ] DoYouEvenShit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 6, 2024 06:37:03 ago (+0/-0)

the only dumb thing here is that you posted this here to get responses out of people

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 3 monthsFeb 6, 2024 04:43:29 ago (+0/-0)

an entirely fair kidnapping.

fuck that guy, and the counterfeit voodoo and magic he promised.

an entirely fair and just charge of selling false goods.

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 3 monthsFeb 5, 2024 22:33:56 ago (+0/-0)

"Your stinky pee did not sell!"

"You must shake it better!"

"Get in the bag, skinny man!"

"I will make double the pee!"

Coming soon to theaters near you.