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Get a Real ID

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 20:11:28 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

If you can get a real ID that is not linked to your SSN you can do anything. Just say you invaded the US illegally and you will not be charged for any crime you commit.

If your here illegally you are protected by the united states government of israel and nothing you do is illegal.

Rape, fraud, theft, murder, trafficking, child prostitution, all is open to you as an illegal.


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[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 22:32:23 ago (+3/-0)

Make sure to paint yourself brown first.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 21:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 22:25:21 ago (+2/-0)

Asking the real questions.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 20:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you, internet lawyer.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 07:49:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but get a tan first.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 22:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

A real ID has your fingerprint, a 30,000 point facial scan, a signature, and a picture.
I'm thinking with that data, a ssn is probably not such a big deal.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 23:07:57 ago (+1/-0)

I guess even if you change your name on the ID, all that stuff is going to give you away. I don't recall getting fingerprinted. Maybe I don't have a real ID.

Maybe if they didn't use ink I don't remember though. If it was an electronic one, I probably forgot.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 03:07:58 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't have to do anything for mine, they just sent me one when I renewed.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 06:12:53 ago (+0/-0)

Thats not entirely true.
There is a Federal biometric standard that must be maintained by every issuing state.
More likely your state was in compliance with the standard long ago - RealID dates back to 2005 I believe.
It looks like the bare minimum is the facial mapping and the handwriting sample, many States, like my own also choose to meet the full extend of the standard introduced by the Act.
No RealID can be issued without individual compliance.
I certainly don't have one.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 09:07:33 ago (+0/-0)

It is entirely true.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 16:33:55 ago (+0/-0)*

No, it is not.
It simply means that at the time you had your original photograph taken, your state already implemented the necessary foundational biometric technologies, like compatible cameras.
Each State is required to certify their compliance with the Federal Standards and that is a multi-year process.
In your case it appears to have happened in this timeframe so that when your renewal was processed, you already met the standards for issuance.
Just because you are not aware of your compliance does not mean it did not happen.
No RealID can be issued without meeting the compliance standards.
This isn't a dick measuring contest, this is fact.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 17:09:08 ago (+0/-0)

You are wrong.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 17:30:33 ago (+0/-0)

No, child, I'm not.
You are either ignorant, or lying.
Everything I wrote is fact.
This conversation, such as it is, is over.

https://www.dhs.gov/archive/state-compliance

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 18:32:08 ago (+0/-0)

That tells me nothing.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 13:11:03 ago (+0/-0)

Well yeah if they have that shit.

I move a lot.