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We wuz tha original knights

submitted by HeavyBrain to Black_History_Month 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:05:00 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Strange though that by the time of the Zulu war they still barely used stone tools and had loin cloths, while whites had guns and flashy uniforms.


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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 11 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:28:03 ago (+11/-0)

You forgot to mention the peanut butter.

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 20:49:26 ago (+0/-0)

Peanut butter was made by Incas/aztecs/navajos.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 21:29:48 ago (+0/-0)

Who likely got the idea from foreign White visitors.

[ - ] DoughGoy 8 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:12:09 ago (+8/-0)

Weren't the moors mostly White, and blacks think because the moors were from North Africa that they must have been black?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 7 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:26:39 ago (+7/-0)

Correct. There were Arabs but pretty sure any niggers in the area were cleaning up shit. They certainly weren't "knights" or wearing armor.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 11 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:36:37 ago (+11/-0)

Niggers didn't enter any metal age (e.g. bronze, iron) until it was brought to them. Honestly it must suck to be a nigger in civilization. Every other culture brought something to the party. Chinese brought gunpowder and other useful chemistries. Arabs brought algebra and some chemistry as well. Europeans brought mastery of the elements, engineering, medicine, and of course some chemistry too.

Niggers couldn't even bring reliable labor.

So now a nigger in modern civilization wakes up in a house constructed with methods and materials that his native culture could never imagine. Uses indoor plumbing that his culture still hasn't figured out. The electricity. The car he stole. The fuel. The road. The gun. The store he's robbing... there is no morality or respect for it because none of it is from his culture. Also his culture is one of robbing and murder, so... like, cognizant enough to realize his culture is the only one not to contribute, but too feral to understand (let alone embrace) concepts like morality. Truly the missing link.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 11 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:45:32 ago (+11/-0)

They lose that tech as soon as White man leaves, as well. They use the scrap until it's all gone and revert back to stick, stone, and rudimentary masonry.

It makes sense, considering most of their lines never invented the wheel, and the one tribe that did decided wheels were better suited for being stuffed into their lips instead of rolling carts.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:56:31 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking LOOOOOOOOL

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 3 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 13:56:22 ago (+3/-0)

The great thing is, a nigger has not enough capacity to think far enough into the future to realize that and based on that question the past, because the shitty past is due to asshole past nigger and the future is future niggers problem.

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 12:01:35 ago (+6/-0)

Dick washers.

Nothing more than dick washers.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:14:32 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, it is common for archeologists to dig up fully smithed suits of armor and swords in africa.

The abject stupidity today is depressing.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:42:06 ago (+7/-0)

The colonizers stole that nigger armor so they could use it themselves. They tricked those mostly peaceful darkies to take the armor off and they stole it.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 7 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:56:45 ago (+7/-0)

They are teaching this B/S in universities, and everyone believes it, even though they are still running around, muddy and naked, and beating each other with sticks in africa. The only civilization left is the crumbling remains of former European colonies.

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 4 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:46:25 ago (+4/-0)

I know right they were so pacifistic that they needed armor.

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 4 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:21:01 ago (+4/-0)

"Nooooo you see there is hardly any battle armor left because it fell apart over the years...at best you only get to see parade/prestige suits ..."


"Ok lets see some the parade stuff then"

"REEEEEEEEEEEE racist we wuz kangz you took away our flying Pyramides"

[ - ] Loves2smootch 4 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 12:41:33 ago (+4/-0)

Hahaha, delusions of niggers has no bounds

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 11:04:51 ago (+4/-0)

Lil nigger already got a scale for weighing out crack.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 12:54:35 ago (+2/-0)

Never invented the wheel or a sail.

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 13:53:41 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you need a sail if you can fly a Pyramid.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 14:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

fukn A!

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 10:55:01 ago (+2/-0)

I swear, they're gonna claim some nigger invented the phone and light bulb.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 17:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

They already do. Lewis Latimer. They vlaiy it was his idea to put a carbon filament in a lightbulb even though Edison dictated what each of his research assistants were to perform.

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 13:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

I think they did, cant find the meme anymore but I believe there was something like that.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 06:56:31 ago (+0/-0)

Lol, niggers are not only stupid they are delusional as well

[ - ] swinston79 0 points 3 monthsFeb 3, 2024 03:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

The niggers show yet again how fucking stupid they are. Phoenicians were not around by the time the Mudslime Moors came about.Phoenicia was around 2500 B.C to 64 B.C and Moors who are mudslim did not come around until 711 A.D.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 21:11:43 ago (+0/-0)

Lol. I love fake nigger history!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 19:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 18:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

everyone wants to be europeans

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 17:53:20 ago (+0/-0)

The Mali were decently wealthy and successful 1000 years ago, and the Ethiopians before them, but in both cases, they became significantly more civilized after contact had been established by Eurasian and Mediterranean peoples who advanced their technology by thousands of years - and without the softness that whites would show, allowing them to evolve a bit faster through selective pressure.

But the Mali got rich by selling slaves and gold mined by slaves, and then crashed the economy of the islamic world by spending all their money stupidly, so don't give the niggers too much credit. They also brought down the islamic world's average IQ by quite a bit as they mixed in with non-black nations, as the Ethiopians and Nubians had done to Egypt thousands of years before.

But maybe, in a way, they helped to weaken our enemies and gave Europe a chance to catch up in spite of jewish parasitism. And perhaps that's why jews are using them against us today.

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 12:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers crafting armour is just laughable.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 11:21:58 ago (+1/-2)

Dear Christ-Cucks.
This is what we think of you when you play your "We Wuz Heebs n'sheeeeiiiiit" card.

[ - ] iThinkiShitYourself -1 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:36:48 ago (+0/-1)

the word "whitewash" doesn't and never has had anything to do with skin color.

that is a misinterpretation by americans only because every fucking thing they talk about every goddamn day is how they're trying to boost up coloreds with their own energies.

there are ZERO other places on planet earth that do this or ever have done this. it's just americans, mostly ethnic americans.

[ - ] HeavyBrain [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2024 09:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

The muslims sure don't seem to feel bad about muh slavery they subjected Africans and Euros to.