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☄️ Yet another asteroid to fly by Earth without doing anything

submitted by dulcima to endtimes 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 03:32:59 ago (+8/-0)     (www.9news.com.au)

https://www.9news.com.au/world/nasa-issues-warning-over-stadium-sized-asteroid-approaching-earth/7fc88d24-38ef-4ce7-bcfd-52307e86d925



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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 04:52:38 ago (+5/-0)

Quick, someone help me build a tractor beam to pull it in. We'll drop the cunt right on Tel Aviv.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 07:12:30 ago (+1/-0)

All you need is a net large enough(because most of them aren't solid), and a couple of engines. Timing is crucial, or you'll end up having to haul up stupendous amounts of fuel.

Getting all that shit up there however...

Good luck!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 10:52:29 ago (+0/-0)

If we're lucky it will release a zombie virus upon us.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 14:05:33 ago (+0/-0)

I think about zombies way too often. I look at my pantry and I think ok if zombies arise and I’m stuck here that’ll last a couple months. Or I’ll look at my homemade beef jerky and I’ll think to myself that’ll be great for storing in a backpack if zombies arise

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 15:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

I pray for it. I'm gonna be some Negan character, -I just know it!

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 04:46:02 ago (+0/-0)

So another Democrat asteroid!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2024 03:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

We need that lunatics CME to fry it all