Men should “sneak up” on their wives and impregnate them this very evening, the mayor of the city of Nevinnomyssk in Stavropol Region in southern Russia has insisted. - Upgoat

Men should “sneak up” on their wives and impregnate them this very evening, the mayor of the city of Nevinnomyssk in Stavropol Region in southern Russia has insisted.
submitted by Sector2 to LifeProTips 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 13:21:46 ago (+20/-3) (www.rt.com)
https://www.rt.com/russia/591387-stavropol-mayor-impregnate-wives/

Get to it.

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[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 14:36:39 ago (+5/-0)

We need more white people

[ - ] firestation7 4 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 14:04:23 ago (+4/-0)

We can't fuck our way out of this problem.

Edit:full disclosure, I have 8 white children, ages 6 days to 13 years.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 17:39:20 ago (+2/-0)

Wow! Salute

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 15:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats. What did you name the latest fireman/woman? And will you have to update your username now?

[ + ] firestation7

[ - ] firestation7 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 15:58:15 ago (+2/-0)

My username is just what I was looking at when I made this account.

My new son's name is Octavian.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 20:21:55 ago (+2/-0)

My new son's name is Octavian.

Based.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 31, 2024 00:27:20 ago (+1/-0)

A stately name steeped in Latin origins, Octavian is a masculine title that means “the eighth.” This handsome name comes from the gens Octavia, a plebeian family in Ancient Rome that, over time, rose in power.

A name he can live up to. Nice.

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 13:58:50 ago (+4/-0)

Nothing like a little "surprise sex" to give the ladies a thrill.

Shouldn't have to clarify for this audience and there's always that one guy; this is within the context of an existing relationship.

Rape is a crime and crime is for niggers.

[ + ] King_Leopold_II

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 14:45:18 ago (+2/-0)

Rape of any White is worthy of execution in my eyes.

Women - ruins the genetic makeup of her future offspring.

Kids - fucks them up, just look at all the fags.

Men - probably at gun point by some fat groid or spic and an accidental discharge by the firearm could take his life.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 15:36:23 ago (+2/-0)

For 'real' rape, yes. Some women do seem to enjoy non-violent struggle sex in the right context.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 20:23:09 ago (+3/-0)

I'll often refer to it as "a little struggle snuggle".

And yes, context matters.

If you're even close to being attuned to your lady, it's not difficult to tell the difference between "stop it" and "stop it some more".

[ + ] NamelessOne

[ - ] NamelessOne 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 18:20:35 ago (+2/-0)

Every single one 40 and under enjoys it, I've found

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 13:27:24 ago (+3/-0)

The comment section is disgusting

I'd have more kids if the government gave .....

niggers

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 15:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like I wasn't missing much by not enabling comments. Given it's the English version, probably most are from the west, and likely 'after-boomers'. To be fair though, probably not many of us are sneaking up on our ancient wives. At most, I might reply to a text from the ex if she messages me this year.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 20:22:27 ago (+2/-0)

Ваша честь, откуда мне было знать, что все десять женщин не мои жены?

Сзади они все одинаковые!

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 14:25:23 ago (+2/-0)

I think I've told this before, but I'll tell it again.
This fellow I work with told me this tale.
He said if you want a boy what you do is as soon as you "get done" make her stand up. He actually said, "snatch her up on her feet and make her stand up for a while"
The idea is that when she is standing up the "little swimmers" have to swim uphill. Because the strong boy swimmers will be faster and better able to swim uphill than the girl swimmers. This fellow says it has worked for everyone that he knows that has tried it.
LOL!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 15:12:32 ago (+1/-0)

Can't argue with that logic!

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 18:34:45 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I thought.
It's funny as is, but it's even funnier to hear this guy tell it. He gets a little animated when he's telling a story.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 2 monthsJan 31, 2024 04:17:24 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes, surprise sex

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 21:56:07 ago (+1/-0)

Demographics is destiny

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 2 monthsJan 30, 2024 18:55:28 ago (+1/-0)

That's because they need soldiers. They don't give a fuck about other whites