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How do I get back to the bearenstein universe?

submitted by anon to askanon 4 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:42:23 ago (+8/-0)     (askanon)

This bearenstain universe is shit. It's a shit stain on reality.


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[ - ] purityspiral 6 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:53:58 ago (+6/-0)

On my books, the authors name, and the title,were spelled differently.

Stain on one, Stein on the other.
The whole deal is weird to me.
Its not a negotiable memory either because I remember the anxiety this caused me.
I asked my parents about it, I ran my tiny fingers between the words to be sure.A vivid memory, not a passive one.

They were different.
Never seen a copy like that since.

We pronounced it "bear-in-steen" when we spoke them so it must have been the title with the stein

[ - ] anon 2195837 2 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 04:22:52 ago (+2/-0)

And fucking australia is upside down.

[ - ] purityspiral 2 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 08:49:47 ago (+2/-0)

The freaky map thing for me, is the artic area of the globe.
I had a globe, a rather fancy one, and it had land at the north pole, I remember this because it was textured, the water was flat,the land was all ridgy and the land under the pole kept the top-washer (idk wtf its called) from resting flatly.

[ - ] anon 6045804 6 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:29:44 ago (+6/-0)

I want my fuckin fruit of the looms to have a cornucopia in them, gotdammit!

[ - ] anon 1464206 1 point 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

Yes! The way it used to be!

[ - ] anon 1719082 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2024 00:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

You can't because then you'd know those bears were jews.

[ - ] anon 5191777 [op] 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2024 04:56:17 ago (+1/-0)

That's why this is so damning. When I was a child I thought "Oh those bears must be jewish". I wouldnt have thought that if it was stain.

[ - ] anon 1719082 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2024 05:00:21 ago (+1/-0)

Just remember jews are a stain on humanity and it's easy to remember.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 05:01:42 ago (+2/-0)

That universe got annihilated back in 2012. There's no going back. Put your fuckin boots on, we have to go forward.

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 08:53:36 ago (+0/-0)

I listened to a fun video about this topic.
It was one of those "I'm not one of you" posts, but the story development was decent, so I found it entertaining.

He said the world was destroyed in 2012 but that we were placed in a simulation to preserve us.
The best catch to the story, imho, is the non humans tending the zoo, claim to not want to participate.

[ - ] anon 1301875 2 points 4 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:53:12 ago (+2/-0)

I wouldn't mind going back to the one where Sinbad played a Genie in a Movie.

[ - ] anon 1464206 2 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:13:18 ago (+2/-0)

My family got into a huge fight over that damn nigger movie. The children wanted to watch it and the wife was all for it. I stood my ground and said hell no. My children don't need their heads filled with nigger filth. Wife mad, children mad,but I held firm.
Just imagine. We went through all that over a movie that never existed! LOL

[ - ] anon 3465521 1 point 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 23:21:47 ago (+1/-0)

Interesting. I remember going to my local video store and seeing the Shaq genie Kazaam nigger movie and thinking aww what a shameless copy of the Shazaam nigger movie.

[ - ] anon 1301875 1 point 4 monthsJan 30, 2024 17:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

How did your Wife & Kids even know about the movie?

[ - ] anon 1464206 0 points 4 monthsJan 30, 2024 18:30:31 ago (+0/-0)

The commercials, of course. They watched cartoons a lot and commercials for it were on every day for a month or more.

[ - ] anon 1359660 2 points 4 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:49:18 ago (+2/-0)

Ask myself the same question

[ - ] anon 1455344 1 point 4 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:44:50 ago (+1/-0)

Do a flip, faggot.

[ - ] anon 1720457 0 points 4 monthsJan 28, 2024 23:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

Do a barrel roll

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 13:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

I asked my mother about that over Christmas and she too remembers 'Berenstein', so it's not just an issue of mistrusting childhood memories.

[ - ] anon 3118405 0 points 4 monthsJan 29, 2024 04:46:22 ago (+0/-0)

You learn how the occult mystics time travel. https://odysee.com/@TheNaturalOrder:5/2023-10-08-13-02-27:7