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Who would you hire, this 3-year-old or an adult nigger?

submitted by Centaurus to aww 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 12:17:37 ago (+52/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/wx8q9l.mp4



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[ - ] RobertJHarsh 15 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:04:01 ago (+15/-0)

A nigger at any age, would have attacked the woman and child, stolen the truck full of empty water bottles, and lead the police on a chase that spanned three counties and killed innocent drivers on the road.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 8 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:38:12 ago (+8/-0)

Cuz he had warrants n sheeit

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 7 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 15:35:39 ago (+7/-0)

Niggers are born with warrants.

[ - ] kammmmak 6 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:53:05 ago (+6/-0)

Not even. Just coz nigger

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 19:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

Ayz diddin doo ossifuh suh! Duhhhhh joodge gone agruhhee wit meh!

[ - ] RedBarchetta 14 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:51:15 ago (+14/-0)

That isnt a 3 year old. That's like one and change.

[ - ] chump 8 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 15:37:46 ago (+8/-0)

Yes, under two, and still smarter and harder working than a nigger.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 14:18:39 ago (+5/-0)

One and ten months

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 19:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

I was thinking almost 2

[ - ] BulletStopper 10 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 12:34:19 ago (+10/-0)

The 3 year old, obviously.
1) he's White.
2) He's already demonstrated his instinctive work ethic (ref: point 1).
3) He's only going to get better at the job.

A grown nigger is, well, a nigger. And all that goes with that.

[ - ] Ragnar 7 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 14:17:44 ago (+7/-0)

That’s a 2-year old, and he’s hired

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 16:13:40 ago (+3/-0)

Could also go in v/whitePeopleThings

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 17:03:59 ago (+2/-0)

That kid has a better work ethic than most people out there.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 16:31:06 ago (+2/-0)

That is the cutest thing ever! I don’t think he’s even quite 3 yet. Kid is going places!

[ - ] Extra_fox 1 point 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 01:13:24 ago (+1/-0)

We get water delivered and my 5 and 3 year old girls take out all the empties and sweep the storage area.

One time the water guy let the oldest put the empties in the racks on the truck and she was so happy and felt so grown up.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 17:04:12 ago (+1/-0)

Last week, a 50 year-old guy died very suddenly right before he was supposed to come to work. There is a nog who does fill-ins at this spot like I do, and he is so thirsty for the guy’s position. He is a personable guy and he will not shirk his duties if asked to do something. Probably about a 95 IQ. But anyway, even though he has low-average human intelligence and doesn’t have a bad attitude towards task completion, he is still culturally a nigger. We were on break and he is sitting there half the time racking his brain on how he is going to get over and making these hamhanded attempts at feeling everyone else out to see if they were going to apply for the position. The guy doesn’t even have the job yet, and he is trying to see if I will cover for him to leave an hour early so he can go to some other gig that clearly conflicts with this one. They’re just inherently always conniving. I told him: “I can see the gears in your head moving.”

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 19:19:18 ago (+0/-0)

I told him: “I can see the gears in your head moving.”

But it's always like your stuck in second gear.

::then clap in his face::

And start singing "I'll be there for youuuuu"

As confusion sets in.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 16:35:05 ago (+1/-0)

It took me a few minutes to realise they were empty. I was trying to work out if it was CG or something.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 14:20:46 ago (+1/-0)

The nigger would have raped the White woman, and stole the truck

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

Easy,...3 year old

[ - ] PatriotPrime75 -11 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 12:28:12 ago (+0/-11)

Wow, so edgy.

Go post some more dad jokes, you cumguzzling faggot.

[ - ] Leveraction 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:28:00 ago (+4/-0)

Troll alert. Ignore
Gradeapatriot once again

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 19:21:10 ago (+0/-0)

Don't dean name the house tranny it's frontholepatriot.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 16:14:45 ago (+3/-0)

Are you mad because the kid already got more job offers after this vid then you in your whole life and thats despite DEI?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 13:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

Kinda harsh bro, I like it