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If a property development company bought a bunch of land around your home, how would you fuck with them?

submitted by FuckShitJesus to AskUpgoat 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:24:14 ago (+4/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Need some good ideas.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:38:32 ago (+7/-0)

Put up a rebel flag. kek. It does wonders. I make sure my nigger loving neighbors see it ery day. It gives me great pleasure knowing that every day they drive past it that it makes them seethe and rage. I also tied string to a KFC bucket and tied it to a limb.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:10:25 ago (+1/-0)

Unless someone is always there, you need cameras.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 12:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

I have a proficient and obvious camera system.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 08:17:41 ago (+1/-0)

Bro

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 12:35:18 ago (+0/-0)

I'm that petty. Imagine me driving through the KFC drive-thru and lying to the young manager working there and asking him if I can buy a few empty buckets because my kid is doing a science project. He brought me a bunch and I thanked him. Ever see a KFC bucket wind chime? It was glorious and it caused seething. The last one I had I did what I told you all about. I need moar kek

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 05:43:32 ago (+3/-0)

I'll give you one, of a very limited number of tactical options but you'll have to breech the boundaries of the development, in other words you'll have to trespass...go to an outdoors store, ie Cabellas, Bass Pro or Dunhams, and purchase every Coleman Lantern "mantle", in case you aren't familiar with Coleman Lanterns the mantle, or filament, looks like a silk thumb sock with a draw string, make bundles of 3 by inserting the 2 mantles into 1, the number of bundles determines the number of locations, or the number of holes you're going to dig....hole depth isn't vital other than for concealment, but a double spade depth (1.5 - 2ft) works....concentrate a few holes in various areas of the development site and the rest around the perimeter and inset the length of a few football fields...don't leave obvious signs of your activities, cover the holes in a way that they don't appear freshly dug, cover with grass, twigs or a nigger's blonde wig....then, a few days later, contact the developer, best is to make meaningless conversation with site personnel such as their civil engineering crew or job foreman or anyone involved as a supplier or whatever but you'll be initiating a disinformation campaign with the root of the campaign being RADIOACTIVE GROUND CONTAMINATION, and keep it going until there's inspectors investigating the area with a GEIGER COUNTER...one positive reading is going to stall everything, multiple readings will really fuck up the plans....COLEMAN MANTLES EMIT RADIATION, very miniscule mind you but enough to register a reading a generate a lot of negative curiosity.
Colman mantles are used in atomic exercises by military and CBP at border crossings...the equipment they use for detecting is very sensitive.
YOU'LL SHUT IT DOWN .

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 10:58:28 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck, that's way better than my idea.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:51:21 ago (+0/-0)

@bobdole9....what part is better, the nigger's blonde wig

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 09:38:02 ago (+0/-0)

Burying "radioactive material" on the development site...brilliant.

Here I'm thinking "find some endangered species"...buying a few camping supplies is way better.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:56:37 ago (+2/-0)

Get something deeded into your property that allows you to be very loud.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:08:47 ago (+2/-0)

Was going to mention that too. Something that people wouldn't want to live beside (hopefully it's homes, not worse) because of sound, odor, or whatever. Create a 'history' of that usage and get it grandfathered in, if possible. Geese, maybe. They squawk and stink in equal proportions.

Explosives testing license.

A small rocket motor business that tests on site.

Vats of cow shit for methane production.

At this point, OP might be the one who moves.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:57:01 ago (+1/-0)

A small rocket motor business that tests on site.

Micro can-jets are a fun project.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:24:41 ago (+2/-0)*

Plant bamboo. Raise pigs and chickens

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

Why?

I was thinking a neon pink reflective fence

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:29:30 ago (+2/-0)

I lived on a golf course. Neighbor hated the other one and planted bamboo. Its impossible to get rid of and is everywhere now

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 07:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

Lol and if asked why you did it, just say "its an environmental friendly climate saving alternative to [insert thing]

"After all Asians (argument more sloid because non white) have been using it for centuries"

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 08:15:24 ago (+1/-0)

start collecting free shit from Craigslist: broken appliances, toilets, sinks...scatter them around your property, and hoist a huge rebel/Nazi flag in the middle. Drink beer in your underwear outside on a old filthy sofa while listening to Hank Williams 3. Invite niggers to hang on your street with offers of free chicken and malt likker.

[ - ] QueenAlt 0 points 3 monthsJan 29, 2024 00:50:09 ago (+0/-0)

Build a berm.
Private shooting range. Invite your friends

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 10:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

Find some protected species on your land and adjacent land, make sure to contact DNR, and let DNR throw on some sort of environmental protection preventing development.

Probably a stretch.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:15:31 ago (+0/-0)

Depends. Are you surrounded by niggers because of them?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 02:20:36 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:34:33 ago (+1/-1)

Poison the ground with chems?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:35:58 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds mutually destructive - I just want to make their plots very undesirable to the buyers.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:37:27 ago (+2/-0)

Why would you devalue the land though? It is dumb. The development company will raise the value of your land. Are taxes so bad? Are you that poor?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 6 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:38:46 ago (+6/-0)

Found the real estate guy.

I don't want my land to increase in value - I want to make the property development companies lives miserable.

Shitlord with me, my man.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:00:18 ago (+5/-0)

Seed the land with endangered plants and animals/creatures. Has to look credible. What's federally protected that works for your area?

Detecting a toxic chemical 'spill' on the land could set plans back a ways. Do research on the most feared-but-obtainable chems for your area. Looking like a history of dumping would be ideal.

How about an indian curse? Hire an Indian to publicly place a curse on the land and anyone who owns it. Get a local reporter to cover the news.

Investigate the dev owners and principals for legal and moral issues. Who are their enemies who might have dirt, or want to take them down?

Depends on what you mean by 'around' your home. If literally "around" your home, you might want to escape the coming unpleasantness before it actually happens. Check with your local planning department for zoning, codes, and any plans they've submitted for development.

Sounds like if it's not them, it will probably be someone else - at some point.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:02:42 ago (+3/-0)

This is a great suggestion. Bald eagle nest on your land? Forget about any kind of development.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:27:32 ago (+2/-0)

That actually is a great suggestion.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2024 00:25:16 ago (+0/-0)

Can you get me a bald eagle while you are at it? Do you know a falconer?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:42:11 ago (+0/-0)

They dont care. Its a hedgefund

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2024 23:47:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I knew that. I don’t know what I would do. The land around me can’t be developed per the Williamson Act.