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If You're a Grown Man Over the Age of 18 Who Still Watches WWE/AEW or Any Wrestling, Then You're Probably a Faggot in Denial

submitted by Scyber to Rants 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 18:50:32 ago (+35/-12)     (Rants)

If you're an adult who still watches men in their undies body slam and submit other men in their undies in front of thousands of children, then you're a borderline pedo and a faggot in denial.

I honestly cannot believe the amount of piece of shit faggots on this site who are in denial of Vince McMahon's bullshit and still defend that piece of fucking shit.
Grown men still rooting for roided up retards to beat up other men in their underwear and think it's real entertainment.

You need to take a serious look at yourself altogether and reassess your lives because you come off as trashy faggots that practically borders pedophilia.

Kill yourselves. Seriously. You're nothing but degenerate PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT AND A WASTE OF OXYGEN.


ALL THE DOWNVOATS JUST PROVE MY POINT!


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:00:15 ago (+1/-1)

I concur.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:58:19 ago (+0/-0)

Vince McMahon might be a Saudi prince

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 08:03:06 ago (+0/-0)

The WWF had a show at Tropicana Field in St Pete yesterday that sold out. I heard something like 40k idiots went. With all the shit going on here yesterday like Gasparilla and a perfect 75-80 degree beach/boat day- they went to a fucking wrestling match….

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 11:30:46 ago (+0/-0)

Once the gimmick era of wrestling was over and they turned it into a soap opera I lost interest. That was when I was a teenager.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:11:56 ago (+1/-0)*

Tbh. When I was like 7 or 8 and I caught hulk hogan or sergeant slaughter like on a Sunday afternoon and I thought it was cool. After I moved to the deep south and saw how everyone was obssessed with it. It weirded me out. Alot of them don't believe it's even fake. I mean the stunts are real and injuries happen all the time. So it is dangerous. But they refuse to believe the storylines are all scripted.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 04:59:09 ago (+1/-0)

OP is just a massive faggot suffering from McMahon Derangement Syndrome. Many such cases! I hear it’s permanent. Sad!

[ - ] ZombieNation 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 18:52:15 ago (+3/-1)

"Believe wahmen"

[ - ] Scyber [op] -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 18:59:06 ago (+1/-2)

A faggot wrastlin' fan outs themselves.

[ - ] ZombieNation 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 20:07:45 ago (+2/-0)

I hate wrestling.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

I think UFC, etc is far gayer than WWF, etc but Vince McMahon is a cuck.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:30:52 ago (+4/-0)

UFC = Ultimate Faggot Cocksuckers

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:36:35 ago (+4/-0)*

WWE = Weiner Wackin Exhibitionists

[ - ] Scyber [op] 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:38:02 ago (+4/-0)

AEW = Anally Extreme Whores

[ - ] Scyber [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:38:35 ago (+3/-0)*

WWF = Weiner Wackin Faggots

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 23:03:49 ago (+2/-0)

Wrestling stopped being good during the attitude era. Up until then it's awesome though and fuck you.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 18:52:42 ago (+4/-1)

Idk, it can be entertaining in small doses

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:55:47 ago (+3/-0)

TAKE YOUR VITAMINS, BROTHER!

[ - ] Scyber [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 20:27:49 ago (+1/-0)

Like tons of vitamin "d"...

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 20:11:52 ago (+3/-0)

Hulk Hogan is a hero buddy

[ - ] DivineLight2 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 21:00:16 ago (+3/-0)

The whore is making up a load of shit for money. It's what they do.

And yesz wrestling is gay, some of the old games were good on N64 and PS1 when I was a kid, but you don't watch it, even some of the women they brought in were nasty.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:47:16 ago (+2/-0)

Hated wrestling even in the 90s, but WCW vs WWF on the 64 was bearble, fun even. I liked pissing off my friends by exclusively kicking them in the nuts for that DING! sound effect.

[ - ] 4thTurning 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 21:01:22 ago (+4/-1)

Even as a teenager I hated that shit

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:08:35 ago (+3/-0)

Once, when very drunk at a nice Mormon fambly's Thanksgibsing dinner, the menfolk were watchin wrasslin on TV, and I proclaimed 'THAT IS SO FUCKIN GAAAAAAAY!' The silence was deafening, then I got thrown out. Worth it.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

It's surprising that you made it that far; most of them are extreme teetotalers and won't tolerate even being around alcohol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 04:16:26 ago (+1/-0)

I was drunk when I got there

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:23:22 ago (+9/-1)

I don't give a rusty fuck about pro wrestling, but I've gone to a few midget wrestling matches and I never left not thinking that was money well spent.

Seriously, it's fuckin great. You got $3 beers, $2 hot dogs and two full hours of watching those tiny bastards fuck each other up.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:48:15 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently Discovery has a new show about them. "Brittle bone disease" is what's said in the commercial, but sure looks like midgets in general.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 21:13:29 ago (+3/-1)

I haven't had a TV in over a decade, but I've spent an unnatural amount of times around midgets. Dated a girl that was 4'3" once named Anibell, never fucked her though. It was too fuckin weird and I had a rare case of pre nut clarity.

Edit: she was a year older than me and we were in our 20's.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 21:19:45 ago (+3/-0)

pre nut clarity

When that idea in your head doesn't pan out the way you thought it would.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 22:39:42 ago (+4/-0)

Well, it's better than post-nut clarity. Otherwise known as "shame".

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 08:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

See also: “regret”

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:46:49 ago (+8/-0)

Let the rednecks have their soap operas.

[ - ] GoyimNose_1948 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 20:40:34 ago (+6/-1)

You pinned the tail on the horse. It IS soap opera for teens and rednecks.

[ - ] Scyber [op] -2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 20:06:54 ago (+1/-3)

NO.
It's literal faggot mind control & makes fans out to be hyper-sexualized closeted fags while teaching them to be completely self-absorbed narcissists who don't care about anything else other than their zero sanity self-absorbed vanity.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 23:57:43 ago (+4/-0)

That sounds like something someone who is on her period would say