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I wish I had a job where I can fuck up as much as Joe Biden and not get fired!

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 10:47:44 ago (+11/-1)     (AnonTalk)



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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:08:23 ago (+4/-0)

Be not-White, apply to gov job.

[ - ] anon 3720856 [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

Be not-White

I'll get right on that...

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:20:36 ago (+3/-0)

Did you sell you soul to Baal yet? That's step one.

[ - ] anon 1689955 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 10:48:35 ago (+3/-0)

Run for office. As long as you run democrat you can do whatever you want.

[ - ] anon 3720856 [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 10:50:42 ago (+0/-0)

I just want to be able to catastrophically fuck up without getting fired, I DON'T want to destroy America.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:09:47 ago (+2/-0)

Why do you support jewish supremacy?

[ - ] anon 1286976 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:21:28 ago (+0/-0)

jewish supremacy is all about destroying America

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:53:50 ago (+1/-1)

Can you think of any significant aspect of America that is NOT blatant jewish supremacy?

You'll probably want to avoid mentioning anything related to government, culture, health, education, entertainment, military, international relations, religion, finances/money, and laws.

[ - ] anon 1775438 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 19:21:06 ago (+0/-0)

That means you have to fuck shit up and don't get caught

[ - ] anon 3336495 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:29:57 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you think he's fucking up?
Seems to me he's doing exactly what he's meant to.

[ - ] anon 3317995 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:24:53 ago (+1/-0)

Simple. Transition.

[ - ] anon 3063328 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 16:59:08 ago (+0/-0)

So you want to be a meteorologist.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:03:07 ago (+0/-0)

U-Haul or Ryder are the jobs you’re looking for.
They’ve fucked me every time.. All they have to do, is hold the reservation that they take..that’s all…they can’t do it.. Nor can they be bothered to call you and let you know that you’ve been fucked. They like to wait till you come for your reservation and tell you to your face, they are unrepentant. Try to find a store with anymore than one star reviews.

[ - ] anon 3720856 [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:08:04 ago (+0/-0)

They clearly don't hire the best & brightest! I'm pretty sure "valedictorian" has never appeared on the resume of a low-level employee.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 27, 2024 17:02:17 ago (+0/-0)

U-Haul Neighborhood Dealer 4.2
U-Haul Neighborhood Dealer 2.8
Short Stop / Uhaul 4.5

Two factors: Sometimes the most expensive US county, and nigs are still around 2%.