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My mad, deranged missus hides the smoke alarms because she hates them going off accidentally, as they do from time to time and the other night (early morning) one of them went off and instead of shoving it under a cushion the missus dumped it outside where it continued to shriek and no doubt wake up the whole neighbourhood. So...enough being enough I took the initiative and bought four heat alarms (over $100).

Yeah I thought you'd find that interesting.