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This is arguably the world's gayest sport, but that aside, this is an amazing shot

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:30:27 ago (+39/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/3u3tay.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:19:11 ago (+7/-0)

I dunno, have you ever seen curling, or cricket? Arguably much gayer. Don't get me started with badminton. That shit's gay as hell.

Cup stacking has entered the chat

Well shit.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:22:33 ago (+5/-0)

You should come up with a list of the 10 gayest sports and have a poll on askvoat. I will participate. Good luck!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:41:00 ago (+4/-0)

Good idea.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:47:20 ago (+1/-0)

Reply to this post if and when you do the poll so I don't miss it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:33:14 ago (+1/-0)

It's up.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:37:44 ago (+3/-0)

Cricket is great. They hurl a rock at someone with a big wood paddle. Send the rock flying, you win 6 points.

Far more interesting than baseball.

I would not expect a Florida Man to understand why curling is great. Control the crash with the power of sweeping!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 21:55:29 ago (+3/-0)

I would not expect a Florida Man to understand why curling is great.

That's because shuffleboard is more their speed.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 08:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

cornhole has entered the chat

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:59:08 ago (+2/-0)

I hate the sound of cornhole. Give me horseshoes any day.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 12:08:06 ago (+1/-0)

Cornhole is for persons possessed of delicate constitutions who are unable to handle the violent, beer-fueled intensity of Manly horseshoe competition.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 13:23:59 ago (+1/-0)

Rather have old school lawn darts. Not real fun without the chance of severe bodily injury.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 13:51:23 ago (+1/-0)

And yet somehow we managed to play lawn darts, sometimes daily, without any of us ever getting so much as a scratch. Must have been our White privilege.

Or the fact that we weren't complete retards.

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 22:41:27 ago (+2/-0)

Cricket and baseball are two sides of the same boring coin.

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:55:34 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 6 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:18:53 ago (+6/-0)

greco roman fighting is pretty gay. good thing that the dudes are dressed up for these modern times as they used to fight in the nude

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 22:29:25 ago (+3/-0)

Turkish style is the gayest, they grab each other's cocks, finger each other's assholes, and Naruto oil body slide over each other trying to cram their flaccid dicks between Mohammads hairy crack.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 07:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

and Naruto oil body

Anime fag spotted.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 09:24:16 ago (+1/-0)*

What is the body oil called then?

*edit: Nuru oil, it wasn't like I was far off, you could have just corrected me.

[ - ] Sleazy 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:59:30 ago (+4/-0)

There is no sport gayer than this

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:35:04 ago (+0/-0)

Link: This

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:39:00 ago (+1/-0)

no way curling is gayer than tandem luge

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 21:03:58 ago (+2/-0)

them dont look like women

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 21:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

They're not, I posted it because I'm sure that some out there don't know what it is. My comment makes more sense if you have that context.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:44:53 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 08:41:42 ago (+0/-0)

The looks on their faces tells the whole story.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:18:55 ago (+4/-0)

Now, imagine a typical nigger having that kind of control

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, now what? πŸ•΅οΈ

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 07:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, you CAN imagine that? I cannot.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 08:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 04:04:32 ago (+2/-0)

What's gay? Only reason black people are good at football is because of their higher bone density and they were bred to not get hurt. White people are better at any sport that requires brain skill. Unfortunately football requires that plus athleticism and not getting hurt.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:35:07 ago (+2/-0)

Bowls isn't gay, it's just for your grandparents to play before they drop dead.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

Too late. I guess they missed out.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 00:36:52 ago (+2/-0)

Is that Petanque aka the Friench faggot form of Bocce?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 00:42:24 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently you know more than I do. I have heard of Bocce Ball, but never watched it.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 28, 2024 18:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

Naw, just bowls, which use a flatter sphere which is more heavily weighted on one side.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 00:29:03 ago (+2/-0)

How are billiards and Mexicans alike?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get!

[ - ] gardella 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:47:41 ago (+1/-0)

Only thing wrong with bowles is they forgot the rule of having a cup of alcohol in hand while pitching, like bocce and pentax have. All three are great to have a glass or two with friends and have a game or three.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 11:56:19 ago (+0/-0)

That's fun to do on a golf course, also, but one would not want to imbibe during a tournament or competition. Also, no fucking way he makes that shot after a few cold ones. 🍸😌

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 20:41:43 ago (+2/-0)

Worrying about which sports are gay, is gay. Just make sure you're not gay. That's it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 21:13:44 ago (+4/-0)

Poal could use a man like you.

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 22:30:23 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck poal. Am I banning you for speaking your mind? Maybe you should go back there.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:02:42 ago (+2/-0)

I see you don't have much of a sense of humor. You should work on that.

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 12:08:14 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing said was funny but I'll work on it.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:49:17 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:41:25 ago (+4/-0)

Bocce is in the top 3 best ways to get random women sunbathing on the beach interested in hanging out with you.

[ - ] H8Texpress 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:51:03 ago (+3/-0)

I've played Bocoe ball before, with a bunch of Italians all tanked up on red wine.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:55:33 ago (+4/-0)

I was a small child when I first saw it being played, you would've thought it was open heart surgery combined with a hostage negotiation. They take that it so seriously!

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:57:37 ago (+4/-0)

They totally take it seriously, I thought to old Italian guys were going to brawl over it.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 01:46:28 ago (+2/-0)

This reminds me of that old TV show, Joanie loves Booci.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:54:09 ago (+3/-0)

I prefer the Japanese version -- you smoke some weed beforehand. It's called High-Bocce.

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:56:46 ago (+2/-0)

I hate using the same gif twice in one day, but based on your comment I feel it's fitting.

https://files.catbox.moe/cepmsb.gif

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:01:11 ago (+1/-0)

lol

[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:02:13 ago (+2/-0)

I always get a good chortle out of that gif.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 19:36:51 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] H8Texpress 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:31:50 ago (+2/-0)

TIL a sport called bowls exists.