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Just Got Home

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 12:00:38 ago (+20/-5)     (whatever)

Just got home. The doorman told me I had a big delivery and I have to get it upstairs soon because space in the package room is limited. I had forgot all about this. It’s a replacement order. 105 lbs in a crate. From Vietnam.

I hope they at least had the good sense to punch holes in the crate this time.

The last girl died on me.


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[ - ] rzr97 6 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 16:38:20 ago (+6/-0)

What pissed you off most though is the crate had posters of kidnapped jew kids on it you had to remove.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 17:15:19 ago (+5/-0)

It’s true. I heard her weeping inside and begging: “Water! Please! Water!” and I’m all like: “Bitch, can’t you see I’m trying to remove these Jew posters?”

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 18:35:08 ago (+2/-0)

LMFAO!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 14:42:52 ago (+5/-0)

105 pounds? How many did you order??

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 12:36:35 ago (+5/-0)

Those RealDolls can actually die on you?... crap

[ - ] H8Texpress 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 12:02:10 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] deleted -3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 15:31:59 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 12:22:59 ago (+4/-1)

Nice.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 13:22:49 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 14:59:07 ago (+2/-0)

Damn son. Did you eat it any way?

[ - ] 4thTurning 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 13:10:12 ago (+3/-1)

Philippine girls around 18 years old are only 400 dollars.

They come from trash genetics and I do mean they live inside trash and drink contaminated water.
So do not try and have kids with them.

But they are cheap. And disposable.



[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 13:12:33 ago (+6/-1)

Jesus man. It’s a joke.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 15:34:02 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, life is like that.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 14:42:24 ago (+2/-0)

Well, in the slums of the Philippines 18 is like, middle age.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 14:21:33 ago (+1/-0)

Resident inkwells taking notes.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 13:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 26, 2024 14:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

Better than the old jew with niglets you posted. Yanks of a certain age go to Viet for a young thin wife anyway, maybe it's time for you.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 27, 2024 02:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

https://dreamgf.ai/

From that other post. Far more affordable, and potentially highly addictive for a certain demographic.