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The Three Stages of a Typical Dating Profile In a U.S. City:

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to ThotPatrol 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:23:52 ago (+21/-1)     (ThotPatrol)

1. Definite potential:

https://files.catbox.moe/mvnd34.png

2. Flags and Warning Signs, but not terrible so we’re holding out hope:

https://files.catbox.moe/bhp327.png

3. ….annnnnnndddd Niglets:

https://files.catbox.moe/bs3nlm.png





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[ - ] yesiknow 12 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:52:42 ago (+12/-0)

What would one expect from the first pic? The caption is just phrases copied verbatim.

A prostitute isn't supposed to voice an original thought. If you're not looking for no pay sex with a liberated feminist, then you don't expect to have conversations or listen to her talk either.

A whore is a whore. A lady has self respect because she can form an original thought of her own, and that means she isn't on a dating site. There are plenty of those, but people don't know where to find each other anymore.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 12:37:59 ago (+2/-0)

What would one expect from the first pic? The caption is just phrases copied verbatim.

This is why AI girlfriends will succeed. There is a surplus of useless whores like the one here with no original thought or compelling reason to be with them outside of sex, and that comes with a fuckton of baggage not the least of which is the money it costs to feed the thing and the danger you put yourself in when leaving the thing (false claims of rape, abuse for which you will be blamed and go to jail, etc.). The AI girlfriend you just... end the subscription.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 12:44:25 ago (+2/-0)

I work with AI and you're right. It's going to completely change shit. A lot of the horror stories people have about it won't happen but it will make jobs even more scarce. The price you pay for it is shit will get a lot better in many ways. AI is improving so fast that shit I was used to last month has gotten noticeably better.

It will help both men and women while dating but men benefit a lot more. Women need to social approval and envy of their friends and AI can't give that to you. They also need someone to pick up the check which, again, AI will never do. Men just want someone to be nice to them and a nice pussy once in a while. AI can do that. Well, not a real pussy but it will feel even better and a whole lot safer.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 16:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

AI is improving so fast that shit I was used to last month has gotten noticeably better.

That's what happens when you pour billions of dollars into something. Add in that there's still some intelligent Whites in that sector and something is bound to come of it.

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 11 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 09:46:25 ago (+11/-0)

Umm first pic is an instant left swipe.

She ain't white. I won't even date a white woman unless she has blue or green eyes

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 13:11:07 ago (+1/-0)

My cousin has real blonde hair (Somewhat of rarity in America when contrasted against all of the bottle blondes) and brown eyes.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 16:39:10 ago (+0/-0)

So she's mixed. So she's not White.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2024 02:36:08 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. She’s mixed. White and White. GTFOH

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 16:40:16 ago (+0/-0)

Those wide, empty eyes, over-whitening filter/flash, perfect angle denoting thousands of pictures taken, only her face, more paint than a battleship...

Yeah, hard pass.

[ - ] ZombieNation 12 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:29:36 ago (+12/-0)

The older niglet already has that IMA ROB U DATS MINE look.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 09:37:54 ago (+2/-0)

gimme muh monay

[ - ] HeavyBrain 7 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:33:31 ago (+7/-0)

Well she has to be honest, she tried to hid it and it came back to fuck her in the ass, now she doubles down and hopes to find a final stage cuck who will pay his way while she keeps fucking Tyrone.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 8 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:52:12 ago (+8/-0)

She’s actually not honest because in the first pic it says she has no kids.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 07:37:55 ago (+3/-0)

Meh yeah but you also don't advertise your product starting with the downsides, you put your best argument first to grab some attention.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:13:44 ago (+3/-0)

True. Tesla doesn't say it's batteries blow up on the sales literature. Or how tow truck drivers ask for $1000 to tow any EV (Scotty Kilmer has mentioned this several times). Putting on your dating profile "I have half-noglins" isn't going to work.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:18:09 ago (+2/-0)

@CARNOLD03, Interesting that I would find this right after I messaged you.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 14:56:08 ago (+2/-0)

"Doesn't have AIDS"

There you go.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 15:03:51 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah I doubt that looking at the other pics.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 16:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

Dude they could be her niece/nephews or even just random kids she babysits. Send her a message as your nigger character and see what happens.

[ - ] Barfcock19 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:21:06 ago (+5/-0)

I noped the fuck out of there when I saw the nose.

[ - ] 4thTurning 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 08:35:34 ago (+5/-0)

She's ugly.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:09:33 ago (+4/-0)

What the frick do you mean "definite potential"?

That bitch is a shitskin and/or a kike. Helleth thy fuck no, amigbro.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 13:09:01 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like possibly half Latina. The nose does not betray anything to me.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 14:26:35 ago (+1/-0)

Even spics are more passable. That's a jew.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 09:39:58 ago (+4/-0)

fukn nigger lover.

[ - ] carnold03 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 08:53:55 ago (+4/-0)

...because she's obviously a quadroon.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 12:07:17 ago (+3/-0)

"doesn't have kids"

has niglets

Based coalburner knows the truth?

[ - ] NamelessOne 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:58:23 ago (+3/-0)

The boy looks like a literal demon.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 13:25:33 ago (+2/-0)

I could tell she niglets from the first pic. You've been in NYC too long. You think normal women look like gross new jersy whores. I bet she talks like a nigger too.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 15:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

Why not just bail. Convert to Amish or maybe Menonite for a year; build a barn or two. Churn some butter. Then abscond with a sweet little 20 year-old trad wife with all the money you saved? It's the perfect plan.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 14:24:58 ago (+1/-0)

That's a jew. My radar is beeping so hard. I'm guessing you're 50s to be interested in such an old woman?

[ - ] Localuser 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 13:03:11 ago (+1/-0)

I thought wow, 38, no kids. Not bad. Too good to be true

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 12:00:15 ago (+1/-0)

I met some chick on twitter. God works in very unexpected ways

[ - ] Oldguynewname -3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:33:43 ago (+0/-3)

What is the true state is of you acting like it is some search query on Amazon.

You will undoubtedly find something wrong with each and every wet hole you stumble on, and as you use your finger to swipe each one it futher disconnects you from humanity.

You know where you meet good quality women at?

Laundromats!

You can discern quite a lot from someone's clothing too, plus you are not treating relationship searches like some app can handle it.

Gun ranges too. Lots of single women at gun ranges.

Can't use the gym with all the tik tok "influencers" or church, as they are often lunatics with overbearing families that treat women as if they are to be betrothed.

Lots of people look down at others for using Laundromats. I hear it so often from people that it makes it easier, blah blah..fuck that. I like seeing there are others in the simulation as to sealing myself up in a survival cube packed with chemicals.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:37:25 ago (+3/-0)

Laundromats are the best way to find broke people who can't afford a washing machine.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:10:36 ago (+2/-0)

Damn straight.

[ - ] Oldguynewname -1 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 10:47:57 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, sure seems people here have some snobby views towards others and resemble all the traits of those they claim to despise.

[ - ] KDs_Other_Burner 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 12:35:46 ago (+2/-0)

What the fuck...?

My younger brother at one stage had or claimed to have delusions of saving the world and was a paramedic for a living. He worked nights a lot because it was extra cash and "they really need me". (Likely because he's six foot one, two ten and white)

How did he get pussy? After he'd fucked his way through his predominantly female colleagues he had to pivot. So he'd wake up at lunchtime, have a shower but not shave, then hit the art gallery. Yes. The art gallery. Make eye contact with a single girl ogling the paintings, gauge the reaction, then move.

He slayed, was swimming in naive and idealistic art school poon for as long as he could be fucked picking it up. My brother paints half decent watercolors himself, and has always had an interest in art particularly modernism and surrealism. He wasn't stupid enough to go and load up the debt to study it, but nor was he motivated or industrious enough to learn a trade like myself either.

Becoming a paramedic was like a nice halfway house for him. A job where you're always in demand, decent coin, you enjoy the universal respect of the community - especially women, and the work is varied, unique and interesting.

Catching women when they're the most off guard was the key to the method. It's very similar in design to the laundromat technique. Finding women where they don't expect to meet desirable men. But instead of catching cunt too poor or stupid to make washing their clothes easier, he was knocking off college pussy who literally think the world would be a better place with more Picasso windows backgrounds.

Obviously this method isn't for everyone. It helps that my brother actually likes art, and had the patience to let nineteen year olds misexplain the true meaning of surrealistic art to him whilst he pretended he was actually "learning a lot" from their misguided and incorrect interpretations.

But the point is valid. If you want to meet women whilst playing to your strengths then think about it and try and come up with a context to use those strengths. I like the laundromat better than some nigger nightclub meat market, but that is a low fucking bar. My lazy younger brother the day dating pick up expert would laugh at your ass if I told him this.

A laundromat? People who pay cash to wash their own clothes have a pretty tangible motivation to not wash them so often.


[ - ] Oldguynewname -1 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 13:36:33 ago (+0/-1)

You would be amazed at how many non tweenagers are at laundromats as well.

I was doing this method in my 30s and even then I couldn't imagine a female companion less than 27 or so.

I said the college just because women won't go to the hood to do laundry lol.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:12:31 ago (+1/-0)

ATF nigger, YOU ARE LITERALLY FROM OKLAHOMA YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THOSE FUCKING LAUNDROMATS ARE FILLED WITH LAZY FUCKS OR POOR FUCKS THAT CAN'T OR WON'T BUY A DAMN WASHER AND DRYER WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!?

You need a break. Go shoot some dog-shaped targets at your range or something. Whatever it is you federal folks do.

[ - ] Oldguynewname -2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:20:49 ago (+0/-2)*

Dude the laundromat near UCO is by far the best! The ones on south side, or east side...yeah you right.

Do you just dwell on the shitty sides of town? Here is a question. What did you do Monday morning after the ice storm?

Know what kiddo and I did since school was closed? We went and got firewood from home depot and water to go around our neighborhood and make sure others were alright.

Gave them some firewood if they needed it and water just in case, also had fuel for their generator if they needed it.

Do you even oklahoma yourself? Or you just focus on how shitty each part of town is?

[ - ] Oldguynewname -2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 14:58:42 ago (+0/-2)

I want to add that why would you buy a washing machine if you didn't have too?

A used one comes with liability and zero warranty. What it's maybe 20 a week to use a laundromat? Added you are getting out and seeing other humans?

I know I enjoy going to a laundromat when I am on the road, I hate using the hotel ones, plus I see people, get to be social and be outside.

I know that I allocate 10 bucks a week to do my laundry and often use less as dryers are free.

But hey, by all means encourage isolation since it makes you so damn approachable.