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If you had to choose, would rather have a boat or a mystery box?

submitted by anon to askanon 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 03:52:10 ago (+4/-1)     (askanon)

The mystery box could contain anything.


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[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 11:54:24 ago (+3/-0)

Everyone regrets getting a boat, but the mystery box has the potential of getting a Nigger.
So, I guess I'll choose the boat.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 14:02:34 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers don't float

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2024 22:47:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Lurkathon9000 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2024 22:48:21 ago (+0/-0)

You have no use for outdated farming equipment?

[ - ] germ22 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 10:23:06 ago (+2/-0)

A boat is a hole in the water you throw money in.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 19:41:13 ago (+1/-0)

Like a swimming pool.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 03:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

Boat. I'm not a risk-taker. Better a bird in the hand than two in the bush.I'd sell the boat as I'm not into boating.

[ - ] anon 4011577 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 04:57:15 ago (+1/-0)

I picked the box.

[ - ] anon 3853689 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 17:31:24 ago (+0/-0)

Was it empty?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 19:42:51 ago (+0/-0)

No. dangus was hiding in it!

[ - ] anon 3853689 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 20:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

Even worse...

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 20:21:41 ago (+0/-0)

C'est impossible!

[ - ] anon 3390130 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 07:25:16 ago (+1/-0)

I'll pick the mystery box only if it has an invisibility cloak.

[ - ] anon 2119032 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 09:25:37 ago (+1/-0)

Both. I have the gun.

[ - ] anon 1833262 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 09:44:46 ago (+1/-0)

WHAT'S IN THE BOOXXXXXXXX?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 19:42:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah! We wanna know what's in the box!

Oh! dangus!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 04:10:23 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 05:30:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 10:46:42 ago (+0/-0)

Pontoon boat specifically.

I want to store all of my valuables on it, so when the world floods, I can float on.

Mystery box "containing anything" sounds like you'll win niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 10:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

What kind of boat? How big/old is it? Where is it moored?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 12:53:13 ago (+0/-0)

Is this a naughty anatomical reference?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 14:03:47 ago (+0/-0)

Is the master box yacht-sized?