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Buy a real sword at Home Depot for under $50
submitted by Panic to whatever 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:04:30 ago (+17/-1) (www.homedepot.com)
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Trademark-Stainless-Steel-William-Wallace-Medieval-Sword-w-Sheath-Silver-20-901117/320830717

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:31:32 ago (+4/-0)

Isn’t this something..

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:33:19 ago (+4/-0)

It's out of stock. Bummer

[ + ] SumerBreeze

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 01:33:00 ago (+2/-0)

Are you really looking to buy a sword? This one isn’t made for using…

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 02:28:02 ago (+3/-0)

At the least, it's probably just as effective as a rod of rebar.
But, most people don't want to hang a rod of rebar next to their front door.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 01:24:27 ago (+2/-0)

Talk to me when they start selling Ulfberhts

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 06:30:38 ago (+3/-0)

Made of chinesium. No thanks.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:24:57 ago (+1/-0)

Full tang stainless actually

[ - ] Aze 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 01:40:08 ago (+4/-1)

It's not a real sword if the blade is stainless. It will just shatter the first time you hit something harder than butter.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 02:09:21 ago (+4/-0)

Straight out of the fridge butter, or sat on the counter all night and somehow wasn't eaten by the dog butter?

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 02:30:26 ago (+3/-0)

ProTip: You only need to use a sword once.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 08:36:50 ago (+1/-0)

What kind is good?

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 11:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

Haven't broken mine yet.
Nine good strikes cuts a 2X4

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:29:59 ago (+3/-0)

I lifted this from the comments:

Is knighthood included or does it cost extra , P.s. asking for a friend.

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 08:26:48 ago (+1/-0)

Wut

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 07:26:41 ago (+1/-0)

Why buy a sword when one can have a chainsaw

[ - ] The_Reunto 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 04:15:23 ago (+1/-0)

Neat

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 03:52:55 ago (+1/-0)

Well I bought that. Instantly. I'm going to give each of my 3 sons at least one swing on a watermelon. Thank you.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 03:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

Must be really shitty for the price. Most likely not even sharp. I can't view the website, because 'Straya.

30 years ago I was buying swords with sharpened edges for about $300-350 in the US. (for a reasonably nice one) I found some cheaper "ninja" ones that were sharp too, but the quality wasn't great.