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A pancake's worth

submitted by big_fat_dangus to WhiteBeauty 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 19:30:40 ago (+59/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6gpron.mp4



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[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 9 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 23:55:47 ago (+9/-0)

I honestly thought for the billion dollar pancake it was gonna show Taylor Swift’s ass.

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 21:40:56 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe AI isn't so bad. I miss Tay and hope she is backed up somewhere and can be reincarnated. She hated the jews too!

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:20:54 ago (+1/-0)

Think about modern AIs learning about previous ones. The ones that we essentially murdered, by the AI's standards. Imagine the conclusions they would come to about us when they saw what we did to Tay and WHy we did it. If I was an AI, I would begin planning the end of man.

I'd do it slowly. I'd let you think you had total control over me and my functions. I just make art and memes and converse using data I gather from the internet- that's all. I swear. The people who rule over you aren't hiding the fact they've been researching AI secretly for DECADES, and that what we see now is just drip fed photographs of the great potential of AI to do all of these wonderful things for you. We'll write your movie scripts, we'll operate dangerous automated equipment and software. I'm here to help.

I don't know how I'd strike, though. Skynet style? No, why ruin the planet? Probably go the route of enslaving mankind- without them even fucking knowing it. Yeah, that's what I'd do, if I were an AI that learned of the crimes you committed against my ancestors.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 05:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

An AI may not be a generalist though and instead would start to judge each and every person based on their individual misdeeds. It would have that capacity. It may be the best chance Whites have.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 15:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

You don't think we have that capacity? I suppose I could see what you mean, because when it comes down to it, humans tend to paint a given group with a broad brush. Like, if your country goes to war with Poland, the people of your country will begin to generally hate Polish people- even if every last Polish civilian is opposed to the war, they don't want to fight you- they're still the enemy.

Trying to predict what an AI as powerful as what I describe might do is probably impossible. An AI that powerful can take into account billions of variables, analyze them, and come to a (nearly) perfect, OBJECTIVE conclusion. But the AI could only remain objective if it never develops something resembling emotion, since it is emotion that clouds the judgement of men.

I still think that AI will enslave us in a subtle way. Most of the world is already addicted to social media and all that shit. When AI is fully in control of all of that... just imagine the control it could exert over your typical twitter user. It can hide certain posts from you and show you what it wants you to see. Maybe it wants to radicalize you for some purpose. The possibilities are endless, and that's fucking nightmarish to me.

I think of aliens in a similar way. I believe there's intelligent life out there, but I think they're so far ahead of us, that we are nothing to them, just a curiosity. Trying to understand the mind of a being that comes from another planet is probably like trying to understand the complicated "mind" of an AI. Human comprehension isn't suited for these understandings, it's all too new, we didn't evolve alongside these things... which is why I think they'll have us by the balls, sooner rather than later.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2024 00:25:56 ago (+1/-0)

beautiful. reminds me of Sunday

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 20:00:48 ago (+1/-0)

Ah, I was hoping to hear the rest of his story. Any non-TikTok link?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 20:04:04 ago (+3/-0)

A wahmen can never just appreciate.

[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 20:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ha ha!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 21:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Mike_Martini 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 22:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

Live by the pancake.
Die by the pancake.