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Why duh fuk is Dat ho bish wearing 5 inch platforms?

I'm average height but I've always had a major hardon for tall chicks. Any time there was one in my immediate circle I'd try to score. But they always saw through me and I never had any luck. My wife is great, cute as a button, and we're a good match but she needs to wear high heels to see over the steering wheel, you know?

I did date a girl who was over 6 feet in high school. The word statuesque was invented exactly for chicks like her. A bit broad in the beam but tits out to there and a regal bearing like the queen of England. Her mother was a battle axe so that was a red flag, and she had the markings of a self centered nutjob so it was for the best that my rampant immaturity broke us up. But for a few weeks I was on the top of the fucking world. Which is an ironic way of putting it since she towered over me by at least 4 inches.

The get-up and those things attached to her feet are too silly to take seriously.

Smash, with a spiked club

Thats the same set house from Honey We Blew Up the Kids

Smash is a term of violence. So I'd pass. However, I'd love to bang her all day long and twice on sundays.

damn! That's a big frog stomper!

Wife, for the genes, for the master race.

If she wasn't a filthy whore, she could be a good tall af offspring factory. I wonder if she's any good at cooking and cleaning.

I don’t like giant women. I like them petite. Pass. That could be a man.

Ok settle down Gigantor