"people tell me now 'Hank why do you drink? why do you roll smoke? why must you live out them songs that you wrote?' " - Upgoat

"people tell me now 'Hank why do you drink? why do you roll smoke? why must you live out them songs that you wrote?' "
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[ - ] rhy 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 21:46:50 ago (+1/-0)

His dad was the real goat.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 16:15:07 ago (+1/-0)

Don't ever allow Hank III near your beer cooler.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2024 02:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

"Hank, why do you drink?"

To get drunk.

"Hank, why do you roll smoke?"

To get stoned.

"..why must you live out the songs that you wrote?"

None of your goddamm business.