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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 20:37:20 ago (+0/-0)

Don't you know how parachutes work, you tinfoil hat nutjob? They don't stop you from dying from a fall, they just lessen the severity of the impact. Parachutes have always worked that way.

-Someone on Twitter, probably.