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Idea: Anyone who thinks Earth is overpopulated should have to declare their maximum limit then commit sudoku in ascending order.

submitted by SithEmpire to whatever 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 16:39:47 ago (+23/-0)     (whatever)

That way, as the candidate set reduces itself it lowers the world population, while their agreed maximum also gradually rises. The low numbers go first, then if we need more reduction we move on to the middling numbers, sort of like an hero auction.

Eventually either the population drops below the amount those remaining people are willing to accept, or we run out of complainers. Problem solved, or at least concluded.

Mouthed off about population and find yourself called upon to volunteer? Raise your limit if you want to live, remove it and shut the fuck up, or stand by it and cobain yourself.

There's probably a really interesting game theory question in there somewhere, but it's at least a good thought experiment.


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[ - ] Master_Foo 12 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 16:59:29 ago (+12/-0)

The earth is massively over populated.
If everyone in Africa just dropped dead, the world wouldn't notice.
It's a continent of 1 billion useless eaters.

Not a difficult concept really.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:47:43 ago (+5/-0)*

They want to reduce the population to ~500mil. That's about the population of all Whites in the world. So wiping out all non-Whites would do wonders to the current population. I suggest we start with nuking Israel.

[ - ] DeathTsunami 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 03:54:49 ago (+0/-0)

There's plenty of communist Whites that need wiped out too.

jews might be the infection, but someone opened the fucking door.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:38:46 ago (+1/-0)

Throw India and maybe China in there too. Although China is about to have a massive decrease anyways.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 20:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

It's fucking not tho. Plenty of room plenty of arable land but elites don't want everyone fed

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 00:07:21 ago (+0/-0)

I guess I'm an elite then.
Fuck those Starvin' Marvins.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 23:35:59 ago (+0/-0)

Do India next.

[ - ] Fascinus 11 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:05:26 ago (+11/-0)

commit sudoku

Seppuku

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 7 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:18:18 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:52:07 ago (+4/-0)

Now that is funny! THANKS!

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:40:01 ago (+3/-0)

Lol that is exactly what i was thinking when i saw the title.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:32:30 ago (+7/-0)

Just stopping Western aid to third world countries would fix many issues plaguing us today.

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 21:26:21 ago (+2/-0)

Absolutely, and the entire basis for telling north Americans and Europeans to be poor and depopulate is undermined while it continues. Hard to believe a word when such an easy solution step involves not doing something!

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 16:54:15 ago (+6/-0)

First pass by race, then up through IQ until 2% of current population.

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:09:09 ago (+5/-0)

Also good idea, race and IQ are mostly one and the same for the first few standard deviations anyway!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:38:34 ago (+3/-0)

It is overpopulated, just not by Whites. Go to any latin American, African, poo, or bug country and it's like a cockroach infestation.

Only Whites can naturally establish an eliquilibrium with nature.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 19:04:37 ago (+3/-0)

Yes yes yes. The overpopulation must euthanize themselves like heaven's gate.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 16:50:04 ago (+3/-0)

Isn't sudoku that damn number puzzle? I hate that game!

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:06:11 ago (+4/-0)

Nah that's seppuku, where you stab yourself with katanas 1 through 9 once each in every row and column!

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:07:43 ago (+2/-0)

Fun!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 22:16:32 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 13:43:11 ago (+1/-0)

They're almost the same, yes!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:32:47 ago (+2/-0)

I think the least capable, least intelligent, least stable, are also the most prolific breeders.
I support Eugenics.
Fuck anyone who has a problem with it.

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

2 Bill would be a comfy population and probably what it will drop to following the next Malthusian collapse.

[ - ] Oldguynewname 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:09:31 ago (+2/-1)

The are doing that.

In the time it took you to write that I promise a good man ended his life in the usa because he gave up.

No matter the reason they gave up, be it a bad marriage, kids suck, or they didn't see a point in keeping on.

Did you know the creator of poal? PMYB?

I did, because I wanted to get to know him. All of them over there actually.

They were a great group of guys, we all would talk for hours about all kinds of things.

Well PMYB had marriage issues, financial as well. He lost his house, wife used to beat him too.

He kept on till he couldn't, and took pills with alcohol and died in his sleep in that rv he bought.

Did you know serendipity?

He was a good guy too, a very very lonely guy that turned to drugs because he lost the only woman he ever loved and wanted to punish himself and die to be with her.

These were og voat goats, like before putitout, and back during atko days

There are more, so many many more we have lost...owlchemy.

Yall need to quit finding ways to segregate yourselves, and start supporting one another very soon or there want be enough of us left.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:50:09 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone pro-White is my friend. Unless you aren't White of course. We may argue, bitch, and complain, but we're still brothers in this crazy clown world.

[ - ] Oldguynewname -1 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 17:58:12 ago (+0/-1)

I mean, I look white. My heritage is American Indian so there is that.

Pro white....I don't want any eradicated, well there are many I belive we would agree on if they did they world wouldn't be worse for it.

I think if we started being Americans and not divided by skin color it would be better.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:00:46 ago (+1/-0)

Eh, you'd likely be one of the last few to leave, or given a small settlement in some other held territory that had been cleansed.

[ - ] Oldguynewname -1 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 18:03:34 ago (+0/-1)

Hope not. I am not adverse to attempting to earn my place.

So long as it is a group of people united on something other than hate or eradication of others to secure their lives I would help it succeed.

If not and it was my demise that is attempted I will terminate bloodlines.

[ - ] MasterSuppressionTechnique 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 06:57:29 ago (+0/-0)

uhhh... sudoku?

might want to check that term again

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3 monthsJan 23, 2024 01:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

western europe is overpopulated. Come and see how black and brown it has become.