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Its 10pm, do you know where your children are?

submitted by iSnark to GEN_X_Pub_n_Grill 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:09:03 ago (+10/-2)     (iv.nboeck.de)

https://iv.nboeck.de/watch?v=4ukDR6odGtM

THIS is how I grew up! Wouldn't trade it for the world!


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[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:20:14 ago (+5/-0)

When this commercial came on we were home. But we would laugh take roll call and wonder where our parents were.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

The bedroom...

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:53:13 ago (+1/-0)

At least something would have been cooking in that house but alas nothing ever was.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry -2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:24:28 ago (+1/-3)

Your parents were probably eating rice and beans and drinking aguadiente

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:11:12 ago (+2/-0)

Beans and cornbread is the shit! Made some the other day.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 20:22:42 ago (+1/-0)

Have you heard this mf cornbread song?

My husband loves it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 21:42:19 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah its funny. My grandma always seemed to have a pan of cornbread on the stove for everybody to munch on throughout the day. My parents did. My wife does the same. Kids love it. Jalapeno cornbread is also bitchin'. Got me thinkin' 'bout damn cornbread now kek Sometimes I'll put a couple pieces in a bowl and pour a little buttermilk over it.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:36:49 ago (+1/-0)

My grandmother made something similar she used to call rizzolo (Sp?), Basically everclear, anise, sugar, and other ingredients.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:46:07 ago (+2/-0)*

I really like anise, and I'm a fan of aguadiente. It's a lot like absinthe, but without the wormwood.

I had a boss that was French, and he threw a easter party for the employees. I got fuckin hammered on French absinthe that night and apparently hit on his wife a couple times. In my defense, she did grab my ass more than once. Long story short, I was unemployed the following day.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:44:35 ago (+1/-0)

My parents never drank.

I had to look up this aguadiente you mentioned and it translates to schnapps. Lol

Bitches don't know about pitorro.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:53:10 ago (+2/-0)

Mine didn't either, and I never witnessed them raise their voice to each other. Go figure. I was just being a prick.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:46:33 ago (+2/-0)

This was the beginnings of normalizing the nanny state. Another take is that it was due to White trash and niggers letting their keeids rome around all hours of the night.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:22:58 ago (+3/-1)

We used to play a "game" called manhunt. Basically it was hide and seek, but on team mode, at night, and Inna woods. We'd all dress in either camo or all black and it would always be a low key version of smear the queer when we found someone on the other team.
Good times.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:25:09 ago (+2/-0)

No BB guns?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:29:12 ago (+2/-1)

That was a different game we called fly by. Basically you'd have to run across the yard while the guy with the daisy took a shot at you. If you got hit it was your turn to shoot. I still have a scar on my foot from having to get a bb removed, went right through my shoe. Those were good times too. Don't get me started on making acid bombs.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:40:13 ago (+2/-0)

Could you IMAGING our kids doing this stupid shit today!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:51:01 ago (+3/-0)

I wish they would. You learn a lot about life by getting hit with a bb, or setting yourself on fire, or having your father pissed off because part of the lawn won't grow anymore.

This was pre Internet, sort of. We downloaded "the anarchist cookbook" from a bbs.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:00:12 ago (+1/-0)

Talking about your father being pissed, you connected some dots I hadn't thought of before.

My old man LOVED Mutual of Omaha, it fascinated him. But I just realized, I think it shaped his parenting style.

He'd watch lions on TV being brutal, and he'd hear about how they'd "eat their young"! He was a mean dude by nature to begin with, I think he adopted the "Lion" method of parenting.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 20:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:19:46 ago (+2/-0)

My boys do it. They get back to back and take ten paces and turn around and start shooting with bb pistols until someone calls time. We also have bottlerocket wars and shoot them at each other. But then again, we're rednecks and its normal shit here.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:25:46 ago (+1/-0)

bottlerocket wars

The place I grew up had ravines, basically fairly decent sized bowls in the Earth covered with grass & some trees, we'd form teams, and b@mb the shit out of each outer for hours. It saddens me that those times are gone forever.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:39:42 ago (+1/-0)

You can still make those times happen now if you go to the right party. lol I remember back in the 70's and 80's we had M-80's = 1/4 stick of dynomite! a lot of kids blew their hands off. Luckily my group didn't. We'd throw'em at each other. we were tough but dumb and if you're gonna be dumb then ya gotta be tough.

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 22:08:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, and to to think that we got to do that shit unsupervised. We were always trying to blow shit up.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

We used to have bottle rocket wars. We had a couple 1" PVC pipes that were about a foot long and capped at one end that we used to aim. In a pinch you can just hold it and light it, but those pipes were a lot more accurate.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:36:32 ago (+0/-0)

We just hold them. I was sitting by my fire pit this past summer and the cocksuckas threw a pack of fire crackers under my seat and I was doing the holy shit dance. went and got some artillery from my cabinet and all hell broke loose. It wasn't even July 4th! We also get those nuclear pop-its. Those things are serious shit. lol I always try and remember to put a handful of those in my jacket pocket when I go somewhere. sound like a 9mm

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 18:42:32 ago (+0/-0)

Well, at least you weren't using the lead slugs...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:18:05 ago (+0/-0)

My dad made the mistake and bought his boys bb guns one Christmas. We entered the woods and played war every day. We had bb's stuck in our asses and one of my brothers had one in his forehead. kek Then one day my mom caught wind of the bad war that was raging outside and flipped out and took all our guns. When my dad got home from work he broke every one of them over his knee and threw them away.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

We did this in the 70's and 80's. a lot of fun. Even many girls got in on it. It was essentially capture the flag because each team had a handkerchief. You had to show it in full view on your way back to your base and shit could get real hairy.

[ - ] o0shad0o 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

And the modern version: "It's ten pm! Do you know what time it is?"

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

That's hilarious, true, but hilarious (in a sad way)! I remember learning to tell time, and my folks would randomly ask "what is it..." And I'd answer "The big hand is on..."

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsJan 22, 2024 11:21:35 ago (+0/-0)

Milwaukee still runs that ad...niggers need their reminders that they have dependants.

[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 20:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yea I do...

"The after hours club, the clubs attract thousands of Chicago area young people, some say they come looking for drugs, dirty dancing and pounding pounding techno music"

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:50:57 ago (+0/-0)

Still in my ballsack

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 19:10:41 ago (+0/-0)

ahhhh sheeeit dey be gettin sum o dat wyt poosa mane