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“Do You Know Why Castro Always Wore Two Rolex Watches On One Wrist?”

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Wristwatches 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:30:57 ago (+4/-2)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/NBp8nKDJ6xQ?si=OXNXCiz6x6gQ8Ett

Probably to show off his trophies to other Commies.


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[ - ] KDs_Other_Burner 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:34:59 ago (+2/-0)

Moscow time?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 04:49:25 ago (+1/-0)

That's what he gets for buying two "fau-lex"'s from a guy in an alley near Times Square.

Just get a real watch that works.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 17:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

I’m pretty sure Castro’s Rolexes were from industrialists he had killed.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 04:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

You wear a fake one intonthe country and a real rolex out.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 04:28:30 ago (+1/-0)

If you admit to owning a rolex they can get 15k off you.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 08:20:47 ago (+1/-0)

Who is “they?”

[ - ] mxcviel 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:48:19 ago (+1/-0)

Who cares, he died on Black Friday, the ultimate loser.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 10:08:47 ago (+2/-0)

The Jeep carrying his body during the funeral procession broke down in the street forcing several soldiers to push it the rest of the way. Hilarious.

As for watches, while I understand the history behind the status applied to them, I didn't grow up seeing them as anything other than utility devices. The only reason I have them is because other people gift them to me or because China churns out surprisingly reliable cheap ones.

cc: @TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:41:02 ago (+1/-0)

Its a honeypot to see repsones

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:37:51 ago (+2/-1)

Did that dumb-ass just say that backwards? Shouldn't it be:

A man with two watches knows what time it is, A man with ONE watch is never sure.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:32:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 12:19:58 ago (+0/-0)

Because one was Cuba's time and the other israel's time?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2024 03:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

To be unpredictsble